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14/01/2021

Fun Fact:

If Man United hadn't been awarded a single penalty this season, they'd be joint 2nd, a point behind Liverpool.

If Liverpool hadn't been awarded a penalty this season, they'd be level on points with 10th placed West Ham. 😮
From football plantes

12/10/2020

.."A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have!".

02/05/2020

.."In a society in which nearly everybody is dominated by somebody else's mind or by a disembodied mind, it becomes increasingly difficult to learn the truth about the activities of governments and corporations, about the quality or value of products, or about the health of one's own place and economy!".

27/01/2019
11/07/2018

Arrived as worlds most expensive player in his twenties, left as world’s most expensive veteran in his thirties. Cristiano the legend Ronaldo.

Credits : Shafiq Mureed

15/05/2018

My favourite song

03/04/2018

*Cristiano Ronaldo vs Leo Messi in court*
Judge: Have any of you won the
Golden ball?
Ronaldo: Yes, 5 times.
Messi: Yes, 5 times as well.
Judge: Have any of you won the
Golden Boot?
Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times.
Messi: Same here.
Judge: How many individual trophies
have you each won?
Ronaldo: 16.
Messi: 13.
Judge: Have any of you played for
another club’s first team besides your
current one??
Ronaldo: Yes! Sporting CP in Portugal
first division and Manchester United
in BPL.
Messi: No. Only Barcelona.
Judge: Have any of you won a title
with your national team?
Ronaldo: Yes! We won Portugal’s first
ever European Championship.
Messi: No.
Judge: How many goals have each of
you scored for your respective
teams?
Ronaldo: Should I count the goals
I’ve scored for Man United and
Sporting?
Judge: No. Only for Real Madrid.
Ronaldo: 427 goals in 421
appearances or 9 seasons.
Messi: 534 goals in 617 appearances
or 14 seasons.
Judge: Who has scored more hat-
tricks in La Liga?
Ronaldo: Me. 35 in La Liga.
Messi: Ronaldo has. I’ve scored 28.
Judge: Which is the most prestigious
competition in club football?
Ronaldo: Champions League.
Messi: Champions League.
Judge: Have any of you won
Champions League?
Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times in total with 2
different teams. Once with Man United
and 3 times with Madrid.
Messi: Yes, 4 times as well with
Barcelona only.
Judge: Who has scored more goals in
the CL between the two of you?
Ronaldo: I’ve scored 114 goals in the
CL.
Messi: I’ve scored 97.
Judge: Who has more assists
between the two of you in the CL?
Ronaldo: I have 38.
Messi: Ronaldo has. I have 26.
Judge: Who has scored more goals in
total in the CL finals?
Ronaldo: Me.
Messi: Ronaldo.
Judge: Which one of you have scored
more free kicks?
Ronaldo: I have.
Messi: Ronaldo has.
Judge: Most goals with weak foot?
Ronaldo: Me, I think.
Messi: (Nods in agreement).
Judge: Most goals from outside of the
box?
Ronaldo: Me.. again.
Messi: Ronaldo.
Judge: Who has scored more
headers?
Ronaldo: Is that a serious question?
Messi: ...
Judge: Who has a better penalty
conversion rate?
Ronaldo: I think I do. I’ve scored 82%
of the penalties I’ve taken.
Messi: I’ve scored 77% of the
penalties I’ve taken.
Judge: Which one of you have scored
the most goals in total during your
career?
Ronaldo: I think I have. 628 goals.
Messi: I’ve scored 595.
Judge: How many football records do
each of you hold in total for both
club and country?
Ronaldo: 146
Messi: 110
Judge: Well, after analyzing all of the
facts that have been presented to me.
I can only draw one conclusion when
it comes to comparing you both as
football players. That conclusion is
that Ronaldo is the better player in
almost every category. When it comes
to goal scoring and accolades for
both club and country, Ronaldo
comes out on top. Messi, you are
without a doubt Barcelona’s best
player of all time. But certainly not
the world’s best ever. That is clearly
Ronaldo at the moment.
Messi: But I am younger than Ronaldo
and haven’t played as many matches
as him.
Judge: I understand that, but until
you surpass his goal scoring records
and win as many trophies both
individually and collectively as he
has, then Ronaldo will, according to
the statistics, be considered as the
best football player of all time. Until
then, keep pushing on and you just
might be able to achieve just as
much as Ronaldo!

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Photos from Humans of Dadaab's post 04/10/2017
02/09/2017

Nabiga SAW wuxuu yiri, haweeneydu hal maalin oo ninkeedu waxay rabtay usameen waayo ayaa waxay dhahdaa weligeey wax khayr ah ama wax fiican kaama arag, oo wixii khayr ah oo uu usoo sameyn jiray halkaas maalin oo uu qaldamay baay ku iloowdaa.
Maqaldame waa Allah SW marka Soomaaliyey jooga oo hawada noqonina sida haweeneydaas camal oo waxaan aad baraha bulshada soo dhigeysaan ee wasaqda iyo dambiga ah kafiirsada. Diinteenu waxay cadeysay in madaxda la adeeco ilaa macsiyo mooyaane xilka aay hayaana waa mid uu Rabbi SW kula xisaabtami doono ee madaxda halaga dambeeyo sidii baalaleey yaan dabka lagu daadanine. Wabillahi Towfiiq.

I STAND WITH HON. and KHEYR WADE

Photos 11/07/2017
Photos 17/04/2017

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Instead of Herrera celebrating Rashford's goal he was looking at Hazard šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

Photos 16/02/2017

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2017 Bryn 5-1 Arsenal
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