Kim Jong Un Official

16/06/2020

Ooopsie.

Just clearing some room for NorKor IKEA. To be built with one Allen wrench. (Can someone spare one Allen wrench? Lil' help?)

North Korea has blown up a joint liaison office used for talks between itself and South Korea, the latest sign that ties between the two longtime adversaries are rapidly deteriorating.

11/06/2020

Silly dotard .

Seems your 2020 platform dislikes the "current president."

Time for Second Lady to train man-boy in MS Word document compare, perhaps?

(Or just use TaskRabbit. Or prison camp laborers.)

After the Republican National Committee kept outdated language from four years ago, when Barack Obama was still president, the party’s platform includes more than three dozen unflattering references to those in power at the White House.

03/06/2020

NBA is back, baby!

- Watch party at my place? My top scientists just installed new 12" color TV.

(Just need your ESPN+ password. And Wifi hotspot. And maybe a generator.)

Each of the 22 NBA teams returning under the plan that will be approved will play eight regular-season games in Orlando for seeding purposes for the playoffs, sources told ESPN.

02/06/2020

Riddle me this, dotard :

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To hold up a Bible in front of a church for a lame photo op!

[CUE RIM SHOT]

I really should open a comedy club in one of my labor camps. (One drink maximum.)

President Trump holds a Bible as he visits outside St. John's Church across Lafayette Square from the White House on Monday. (Patrick Semansky)By Philip Bump Philip BumpNational correspondent focused largely on the numbers behind politicsEmailBioFollowJune 2, 2020 at 9:48 AM EDTIf there was any spec...

02/06/2020

Riddle me this, dotard :

Who's also from Queens, old, white, racist and has a Meathead son-in-law?

Archie BUNKER!

Get it?! Bunker?!

I'm here all week, folks. Tip your waitresses. Preferably in hard currency.

[CUE MANDATORY APPLAUSE SIGN]

WASHINGTON (AP) — Secret Service agents rushed President Donald Trump to a White House bunker on Friday night as hundreds of protesters gathered outside the executive mansion, some of them...

01/06/2020

Poor dotard .

At least when the lights go out at my place, it's not on purpose.

It’s symbolic of Trump’s leadership during this highly tense time.

13/05/2020

Thinking of changing 2020 election rules, eh?

Despite being dotard 's flunky, I like your style, .

Let's totally meet up after you serve your sentence.

The opinion of a White House staff member has no bearing on when the election is held, but his comment played into the concerns of President Trump’s detractors.

13/05/2020

Home confinement for a prisoner?

That is ADORABLE!

Tell me, how many guns do you allow him to keep on his nightstand?

Former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort released to home confinement amid coronavirus concerns, two sources say.

03/05/2020

700 LIKES? You GUYS!
It's not even my birthday!
(But if you want future gift ideas, fissionable U-235 never goes out of style.)

01/05/2020

Miss me? (Deceitful Western media lackeys sure did.)

I'm clearly alive and well. Let's celebrate with a 96 hour "Best of Me" newsreel!

Who doesn't love a Dear Leader watch-a-thon? (Seriously, I need to know. Inform on your traitorous neighbors!)

The North Korean leader’s reported appearance comes after weeks of unsubstantiated news reports suggesting that Mr. Kim was “brain-dead” or “in grave danger” after heart surgery.

30/04/2020

60,000 of your own citizens dead, dotard ?

Daaaaaaaamn.

I couldn't get those numbers even if I tried.

(And believe me, I have.)

The United States reached a new milestone in the coronavirus Wednesday after it surpassed 60,000 deaths, according to data compiled by Johns Hopkins University.

29/04/2020

What's this, Dear Uncle? Thinking of a power play?

Warning: Better have someone else start your car.

Once you're able to find gasoline, that is.

For about as long as North Korea has existed, Kim Pyong Il has been considered a possible successor to the throne. And now, with his nephew Kim Jong Un’s health status unclear, his name is being bandied about again.