Special love music songwords

Anthu timatha kufanana ndi ena ake kwina kwake it's okay like amwene mwandifananira ndi ena ake timagwira nawo veph ku BTz that's okay..

koma..

this morning this guy I don't know kungofikira.. introducing me to his friend

amvekere

"aise ada awawa ndayimba nawo kwaya ku Ku Kafita."🧐

he even went further amwene mmene tinachoka kwaya ija siili mwakale muja.. offense

eish😎😎😎..

up to now am tryna process the whole thing..

STD 7 LOVER SENDS THIS ROMANTIC
LETTER TO HER UNIVERSITY BOYFRIEND..
Mwaaah!
Hallo my lover. Since that day we lefted
each other at the maize shamba of your
family. I am missing u very much in the
night I cannot sleep even small. Am also
work very much in school to go to
anivarsity like you so that you are not
defeet me alot in clever.
Please never leaf me deer because if you
left me i can drink medicine and die or
enter a river. When you come bring me a
baika and perfume so i know u love me or
you are playing for me. Let me not write
many because words are grass but let me
tell you many boys are wanting me but am
not like them I want you alone. Goodbye
my lover.
From your peautiful wife
Misozi...

Proper English Gentleman
A proper English Gentleman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500.
So they did.
Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
On the way to the office he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price.
So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following note:-
Dear Madam, Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment.
I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment,
I was under the impression that: 1) it had never been occupied; 2) that there was plenty of heat; 3) that is was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250.00 with the following note:
Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady.

WHAT WILL YOU DO IF THIS IS YOUR SON?
At a dinner filled with friends, neigbours and extended family members, a little boy of about 8 years was asked to lead in prayers. "Dear lord," he started, "thanks for given me such lovely parents. Thanks for our visitors and their children who came today to eat all our food and ice cream, bless them so that they won't come again. Forgive our neighbour's son who removed my sister's cloth from her body and wrestle with her this afternoon. Lord God, this coming Christmas, please send cloth to all those naked ladies on daddy's laptop and provide shelter for the homeless men who always stay in mummy's room when daddy is at work. Amen"