BethDon Stories Library

6 years in primary school🙋‍♂️

3 years in Junior High school😌

3 year in Senior High school😏

4 years in university😱

2 years or more on strike, protest and co for some of my people😒

1 year of youth service and you will finally get a job of N50,000🙆‍♀️🤦‍♂️

While somebody will just shout “skiborobo skibo robo skibo yeba oshee baddest”😏 and be making milliöns 😩😩😭😭 and his friends will reply “It’s Young John the wickëd producer” an be making milliöns as well. 🙆‍♀️😭😭😭🥲

And you think the person that introduced Education will make heaven......🤔🚶‍♀️😒😭😭

I will be waiting for him at the gate of heaven.......😒😒🙄🤧🥲

That one that introduced “Examination”😒 should not bother coming near heaven🚶‍♀️🙄🥲

Shebi you see that one that invented “Mathematics”?🙄😒🤔😏😩😭😭

Hmm make I no talk again.🥲😒
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Where are you reading from??

So you want to go without liking this post abi, Ungrateful soul's 😌😌😌

BREAKING!!!

Man sees dead wife with another man in Makurdi

One Douglas from River State caused a lot of traffic today at Wurukum roundabout Mr Douglas said he came into Makurdi in Benue State yesterday for an Interview at a nearby Hospital and decided to move around to see how Makurdi looks like. He was walking around Wurukum Round-about when he sighted his wife that died 3yrs ago in his home town. According to him, "My wife died of asthma 3yrs ago and had since been buried but am surprised to see her with a man conveying her in a keke, at first I hesitated, then I summoned courage and called her by name, she turned, look at me and disappeared". The man who carried her fainted twice. After he recover, he narrated his story saying he had lived with her for more than a year. He also said they met in church and he later proposed to her and she accepted.

These are the kind of stories i write when i am hungry.

How can gas and beans be that expensive at the same time In this our Nigeria?
Enjoy the week🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

*JUICY STORY*😻💦🫴

🔥 CONFESSION ROOM
✍🏽 Captain Freedom

EPISODE 1: Let Us Pray 😈

Thursday. After fellowship.

It started as a simple game in the hostel prayer room.
Peace, Divine, Gabriel, Simi, Tolu, and Shade. All dressed holy. All hungry for something deeper.

They formed a circle.
The fan creaked lazily above.
A candle flickered in the corner — the only source of light.

Shade whispered, “Let’s do Confession Room again...”

Gabriel raised a brow. “The one with truth or dare and... prayers?”

Peace smirked. “Exactly. One confession. Or a spiritual punishment.”

They agreed.

First round — Truth.

Simi giggled. “Who’s the last person here you’ve imagined naked during worship?”

Gabriel chuckled. “Peace. That day she wore that long white gown... I swear, I almost spoke in tongues.”

Peace just smiled and folded her legs.
No bra. No shame.
The light hit her chest in a way that made Divine look away — or try to.

Next round — Punishment.

Shade picked dare.
“Lay flat. Let someone anoint your thigh and whisper a psalm.”

Peace stood. Grabbed a bottle of ‘anointing oil’ and straddled Shade gently.
The oil was cold.
Her hand? Warmer.

She whispered, “Psalm 69.”
Everyone laughed. But no one stopped her.

That night, they didn’t go back to their rooms.

Instead, Gabriel locked the door.

Peace turned off the candle.

And the Confession Room opened a new chapter.

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💦 *TO BE CONTINUED*

> React aggressively my lovers

*Follow this Page & invite friends to read episode 2 👇*

*🏌🏽DATING A CHURCH SISTER🤦‍♂️*
Me : Babe watsup?
Girl : Please my name is Ropa not Babe
Me : OK Ropa how are you?
Girl : The Lord is my strength 💪..
Me : OK, What are you doing now?
Girl : I'm cooking🍱🍜
Me : aww, should I come and help you?
Girl : I can do all things through Christ
that strengthens me
Me : hmmm OK ooo. At least I will come after you have finished cooking the food so u will serve me..
Girl : please.., I only serve the living God and not human beings🙄.
Me : OK sister Ropa what are u wearing now?
Girl : am wearing the full armour of Christ...
Me : Honestly looking forward to hold your hands one of these days
Girl : Touch not my anointed says the Lord
Me : when will I see you then?
Girl : Only those that are saved will see the Lord!
Me : Alright, I give up…
Girl : God will never give up on you
Me : What can I get for you on your birthday?
Girl :The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want.🙅🏽‍♀️😏💀😂😁🙆🏾‍♂️

*Short story 🌚🌚*

*A family was having a brēakfast and the daughter started talking*
*Daughter :Dad When I was coming back from school I saw mummy with a man*
*Mum: Clóse ur mouth u're eating*
*Dad: Talk What hāppened*
*Daughter: They were going inside the bush And I foll0wed them....*
*Mum: Shūt up ur mouth and eat aren't you hearing me*
*Dad: Let her be, say what u're saying*
*Daughter: So When I foll0wed them to the bush they started kīssing*
*Dad: Hmmm really?? So what hāppened*
*Daughter: They started doing that thing that you were doing with aunty joy*
*That day mum travelled*
*Dad: I thought ur mom said u should Shūt up*
*😂😭💔*

🛐 ANOINTING OIL – Episode 1: The Midnight Minister 💦
✍🏽 Captain Freedom

"As the deer panteth for the waters... so my soul longeth after thee." 🎹

It was 12:07am. The hostel was silent. Boys snored. Lights were off. But in Gabriel’s room, something else was switched on.

His bluetooth speaker whispered soft worship: “You are Alpha and Omega…”
But Gabriel’s hand wasn’t on a Bible. It was between his thighs 😮‍💨

He wasn't just stroking his spirit. His mind drifted to Simi—the last vigil, when her headscarf fell off during worship and she bent to pick it… slow. Too slow.

💭 “God, forgive me…” he whispered, but his hand didn’t stop.

A sudden knock. TAP TAP TAP.

He jumped. “Who’s that?”

“It’s me... Simi. My room light is sparking again. Please, can I just stay here for the night?”

He hesitated. Just boxers on. But he opened the door.

Simi stepped in. No bra. Just her white choir tee and wrapper. No one else saw, but Gabriel did—two round gifts moving gently beneath the shirt 👀🎁

She sat on his bed. “Don’t worry, I’ll just sleep quietly,” she smiled. But she didn’t lay down.

She pulled out her Bible, placed it on her lap, and whispered, “Let’s do short worship before sleep.”

Gabriel agreed. “Okay… just 5 minutes.”

🎶 “You are Yahweh…” they sang together, eyes closed. But when he opened his—her eyes were on him. Not on Jesus. Not on the Bible. But on his chest.

Then softly, she said, “You pray in tongues, right?”

He nodded. Confused. Blushing.

“Pray on me,” she said, placing his palm on her forehead.

🔥 But his hand slipped. First forehead. Then cheek. Then her neck…
“Just lay hands anywhere the Spirit leads,” she breathed.

The room changed.

Her wrapper fell open. His hand didn’t go back to the Bible.
🕯️ They didn’t say Amen that night. But their tongues moved all the same.

*To Be Continued…*

*A Nigerian mother was lucky enough to see her 4 daughters get married the same year, so after each wedding she told them*

*"Dont forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code"*
*....... after a week, the 1st daughter texted;*

*"UNION BANK"*

*The mother looked at the UNION Bank motto and it read "Big, Strong and Reliable" She smiled and waited for the other daughter.*

*The second daughter text read;*

*"NESCAFE"*
*The mother looked at a Nescafe tin of milk and it read, "Fantastic until the last drop!"*

*The 3rd daughter text read,*

*"BENSON & HEDGES"*
*The mother went to her husband's pack of Benson & Hedges ci******es and read the company motto, it read;*
*"Extra long, king size* "
*she was very impressed and said "not bad for their ages".*

*After the following week, the 4th daughter texted*

*ARIK AIR LAGOS TO ABUJA* ",

*The mother then called Arik Airways help desk to enquire about their Lagos-Abuja flight and they replied*

*"It's 4 times daily, 7days a week, and the flight duration is 45mins".*

*The mother fell down and shouted* .

*"igweeeeeeeee!!! This one will kill my daughter* ooooooooo!......... 😆

Do have a great freaky Friday 😉☺️

Topic for Today:

As a lady can you pay transport for a guy to come and visit you🤷🏻😳🤣

❣️❣️BethDiary❣️❣️

BREAKING NEWS 😭

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ANOTHER SAD NEWS IN ANAMBRA STATE 😢 what is this country turning into?

The Okuzu police found four heads in a student bag 🎒 from Igbariam last night around 10pm.

A young man, about 20yrs, with a large handbag, got into a taxi last night. The vigilant driver smelled a strong odour coming from the youngster's bag. The horrible smell made the driver to suspect something.

He then used the headlight of his car to alert the police at Okuzu junction check points. But because of N100 naira the police didn't even notice anything.

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When the driver arrived at the bye pass, he set up the alarm, held the young guy and alerted the police to search the young man's bag 🎒.
Many people were afraid, one of the police was shocked 😲 when he opened the young man's bag 🎒 and found four heads in the young man's bag.
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After examination of the heads, it was found that the heads were well known. It was TECNO head charger, SAMSUNG head charger, ITEL head charger and ORAIMO head charger.

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I appreciate your efforts to read this.

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You can continue with what you are doing my dear.

If dem do you, do another person 🤪🙄🙄🙄

A girl missed her periød 2 months ago, her mom took her to the clinic for prēgnancy test of which it was positive. Embārrassed, her mom said, who is the pīg that got you prēgnant? The girl picked up her phone and made a call. An hour later, a young handsome man drove in Ferrari to the girls house.
Good evening, the man greeted... Your daughter told me the prøblem in the house. I can't marry for now because of my family issues, but I promise I will take care of her for the rest of her life, and if she gives birth to a girl, I promised to buy her a mansion, 2 jeeps and 1million dollars. If it's a boy, I 'll buy her houses in a country side, 5 jeeps, 2 big factories and 5 million dollars in her account. If it's twins, I 'll do anything she asked. But if there's mīscarriage, what do you suggest I do?
The girl father silently pat the young man on his shoulder and said , my son, if there is mīscarriage, you'll sleep with her again.🙆😂😂😂

Good morning Everyone!

One of us who wishes to remain anonymous, but though based Abroad, gave out ₦1,000,000 through one of us here, to be shared here as a token for what God has done for him this year and the years before. And so, to extend the joy, he said we should give 40k each to 25 members to enable them do Christmas shopping.

Members will be selected according to their active participation on this platform.

Kindly drop your name and account details here to kick-start the selection.

Thank you!!!

Please Note:
I saw this information somewhere, so I decided to post it here to motivate some of us to do giveaway

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Merry Christmas 🎄 ⛄ in Advance

Ladies, what makes you put someone in the friend zone?