Ekiti State Traffic Management Agency

Never ever give up ✊✊✊
keep your heads up.
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As a traffic officer, which one are your impounding over a break in traffic rule?

Truck or Truck

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Oya sope purrr... ki o to para eee..

Now say purr.. before you kill yourself

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The Heart
This photo was taken in Damascus in 1899. The dwarf is Samir. He is a Christian and cannot walk. The one who carries him on his back is Muhammad. He is a Muslim and he is blind.
Mohamed relies on Samir to tell him where to go, and Samir uses his friend's back to navigate the city streets. They were both orphans and lived in the same room.
Samir was a hakawati, he had the gift of narration and told stories of a thousand and one nights to the customers of a cafe in Damascus, Mohamed sold bolbolas in front of the same cafe and liked to listen to his friend's stories.
One day, when he retired to his room, Muhammad found his companion dead. He wept and mourned his friend for seven days straight. When asked how they got along so well, being of different religions, he said only this:
"Here we were the same", pointing with his hand to his heart.
"The heart of the matter is that it's a matter of heart."

Did you agree with me?

All civil servants in Nigeria are thevies ? Govt. salary earner must read this:----- After 4 years of selfless service, I realized that I had not been promoted, no salary increment, no commendation. So I decided to walk up to my HR Manager. The manager looked at me, smiled and asked me to sit down saying: "My friend you have not worked here for even a single day." I was shocked to hear this !!!, but the manager went on to explain, and here's the conversation that took place.

Manager: How many days are there in a year?
Me: 365 days and sometimes 366. Manager: Do u come to work on weekends?
Me: No sir.
Manager: How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Me: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.
Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 366 days. how many days do u now have?
Me: 262 days
Manager: How many hours make up a day?
Me: 24 Hours.
Manager: How long do u work in a day? Me: 10am to 6pm (i.e 8 hours a day.) Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours?
Me: 8/24 i.e 1/3 (one third).
Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 262 days?
Me: 87 (1/3 x 262 = 87days)
Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave, 15 days casual leave, 5 days optional leave, 30 days earned leave every year. Now remove that 64 days from the 87 days left. How many days do u have remaining?
Me: 23 days.
Manager: Do u work on festivals ? (20 days)
Me: No Sir!
Manager: Do u work on public holidays? Me: No sir!
Manager: Do u come to work on Independence Day?
Me: No sir!
Manager: So how many days are left?
Me: 1 day sir!
Manager: Do you come to work on New year's day..?
Me: No sir..!!
Manager: So how many days are left?
Me: None Sir!
Manager: So what r u claiming?
Me: I have understood, Sir. I did not realize that I was stealing company money all these days.

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!! (HR-HIGH RISK.)lolz . . .

So, How many days do you work ?

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