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My boyfriend left me because of my broken English,but I doesn't cannot care
If he want to gone let him went, I can't dead 😭😭
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Dad : Who do u like more, mum or dad?
Son : Both
Dad : Okay, if I go to Malaysia and your mum goes to Dubai , where will you go?
Son : Dubai
Dad : That shows u love your mum more?
Son : No, it shows i love Dubai more than Malaysia
Dad : Okay, if i go to Dubai and your mum goes to Malaysia , where will u go?
Son : Malaysia
Dad : Replied angrily, why?
Son :🤣🤣🤣🤣why the anger, I chose Malaysia because I have been to Dubai before
Dad : When did you go to Dubai ?
Son : During the first question
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AFTER BRĒAK UP 😏🚶

INTERVIEW: What will you say about your Ex??.

AMERICAN GIRL:
He was the best guy I ever met, I loved him and he loved me... I know he is mīssing me and
I'm mīssing him too. He is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Though somethings came up and he decided to move on but we still love each other.

AFRICAN GIRL:
You mean that Idïot? That guy is a føøl. Sometimes I ask my self what made me fall for that bāstārd? God will continue to pūnish him
wherever he is. He will not see peace in his life. He will d!e in motor accīdent, After everything we shared , honestly the guy Is a føøl ,God will pūn!sh him for me infact he will dīe a pāinful dēath 😒
Chai 🤣🙆‍♂️

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1. Females have magical powers! 🤗
They get wët without water...
They bleëd without injüry...🥲
They make boneless meat härd...🥹
They make men eat without coòking...
They produce milk without eating grass...
But I know one day, knowledge will not kïll me..😁😒😒🙄😂😂.

2. Just when I thought I have seen it all, voom... this släy queen just came out of nowhere asking one phone repairer “Uncle do you flash power bank, I want to flash my own” 🥲

And the young man replied: “Yes I can even flash transformer too... 😳🙆😂😂😂

3. It’s only a Nigerian mother that will wake you up at 2am in the morning to beät you for an offençe you committed 2pm yesterday, my dear that is what we call CARRYOVER BEATING !!! 💥💥💥😂😂😂

4. She says “Mën are dogs” then she gets pregnänt, gives birth to a boy & she is posting pics “My little angel”😒

No, Nkechi! That’s a puppy!!!! 🙄😂😂😂

5. Welcome to Nigerïa where Paracetamol cures all sicknëss 😂😂😂😂😂😂

6. “I’m Homy”🥹🥹❤‍🩹

Read again, have you seen the reason why you couldn’t do WAEC alone on your own without help 😒🙄😒😒😂😂

7. When your child starts explaining with “I was just on my own...” forget it, He’s the guïlty one, kids are never on their own 😒😂😂😂

8. I will be naming my daughter “Pregnänt” so when a guy meets her:
Guy: Hi, am “Joshua”
Her: Hi, am “Pregnänt”
* Case Closed * 💥💥😒😂😂😂

9. Abraham lëft trenches at the age of 75, there’s still hope for you🥹... I just say make I motivate you small oo 🥲🤭
Happy Sunday oo 😂😂😂

10. Lord, I’m not asking Much from You; But just that That Soul Reáding this Post, May You Do a Míracle for them that Never Expécted it will happen!!!!🙏🙏😔😢

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Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥

Cutie, Can I get a Friend request from you, please I’m begging, just a Friend réquest🙏😢😭
Please🙏Open My Profile and Add😥🙏

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