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Youths dey find warehouse.
Oba of Lagos dey find staff of office.
Obaseki dey find prisoners.
Wetin you dey find???
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How many lips have you kissed this year ..

I'm patiently waiting to see your lie🤭🤩🤩

IGP Announced new name for SARS replacement, "SWAT".
Old Fufu with new nylon, na still old Fufu.

*WOMEN ENJOY S*X...*

Medically men lose 14% of their blood sugar during every rounds of s*x , they also lose 12% of their protein level and also lose 12% of their calories level. Worse still is, you also lose 17% of your natural energy.

What do ladies lose. Only 7% of their water level- - -

So if you hear FASTER or HARDER or GIVE IT TO ME, my brother just runaway or _ _ _ _ _

However for every round of s*x you also lose MONEY, either through PREPAID or POSTPAID.

I also recall that a pharmacist friend of mine told me some time ago that with every round of good s*x a man looses food values of nutrients equivalent to his monthly nutrient build up from daily balanced diet of 31 days.

WHAT A SACRIFICE? And yet they act like they are doing you a favour. It is time we start demanding for maintenance fees from ladies. please
Hmmm Hmmmm
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Do whatever it *takes* to get your *parents blessing,* they're your *small God.* 🙇‍♀️

Who kill Golayat
Reply as a dull student.

Me: Matthew 🤣🤣🤣

Falz and Runtown lead protest in Lagos..