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A new member Came to our Church today and
The following Conversation took place

👴Pastor🗣️: Any new member in our midst, come forward whole church will like to know your name.😊

Akpors steps forward🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️
🧔Akpors 🗣️"I am a new member here"
👴Pastor🗣️: Hallelujah!🙌
Church🗣️: Amen.
👴Pastor: Mr Akpors, do you have any prayer request you want the church to pray for you ?😁

🧔Akpors🗣️: Yes sir. The church should help me pray that God should promote my business in this church.🙏

Church🗣️: AMEN

👴Pastor🗣️: Church members, I want you to use the whole of your strength to pray that God should promote Mr. Akpors's business😊🙏

👴Pastor🗣️: Mr. Akpors , open your eyes. You left your former CHURCH because the business was not selling very well right?🙄

🧔Akpors🗣️: Yes sir. Actually, my business was selling at first because they were buying the càsket they use to búry members from me, as the church members started dyiñg small small, my business was growing rapidly. But after some time, there was a deliverance service and members started living l0ng, which affected my business.😔 that's why I had to leave the church to search for a better one.😁

The whole church scattered and ran shouting 🗣️H0ly gh0st f!re🔥
Few seconds later, Akpors looked and saw the pastor hiding inside the Offering box🙆‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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