MC Chosen Mimi

If u are alive today, u better thank God because is not by your power or by your strength. Many have gone, many are in hospital. Happy new month, please don't be APRIL FULL VICTIMS BUT BE APRIL FULL CITIZENS.

*Live From MC Chosen* .

This *Christmas* is all about feeling special. I hope you spend this Christmas *drinking* to the point that you completely forget you’re a loser! And I can see you have a great decoration there. But I think your credit card bill will not be as attractive as your decorations!

*My One important rule of Christmas* ; You can eat all the sweet candies as long as you don’t forget to brush your teeth. Merry Christmas!

And May you survive the boring speech of priest in the church and join me at the party at *Bethlehem* as soon as possible. Merry Christmas!

*MC CHOSEN GREET YOU ALL!!!*

Dis month,
u are destnd 2 dominate,
designed 2 excel,
configurd 2 shine,
empowerd 2 succeed,
ordained 2 celebrate and predestine 2 b great..
HAPPY NEW MONTH FROM MC CHOSEN

What is *YAWA*?

*YAWA* is when u give a beautiful girl a lift and she faints in your car.
🤣🤣🤣
You take her to the hospital and when you get there, the Doctor says she's
pregnant and congratulates you that you are going to be father very soon.
😂😂😂.
You then shout that
you are not the father and the girl says you are the
father.
😤😤😤.
Things are now getting *YAWAFUL*.
You require a DNA test to prove you are
not the father.
😱😱😱.
Things are now getting *YAWASTIC* when
the doctor comes with the result saying you can not
be a father because you are infertile.
💀☠👽.
You are relieved, but on your way home you remember you are married with three kids at home!... Now you are extremely *YAWACIOUS*.
Now, you begin to ask yourself who is the
father of those kids.👹👹👹👹👹👹. You get home to find out that the
gateman is their real father.
😳😳😳😭😭😭. You are now
*YAWADED*..
You decided to travel home to complain to your mother about the latest development.. And your Mum with tears running down her cheeks tells u, my son.. I'm so sorry... Your Dad ain't really your Dad...
Then u know that things are now *YAWASTICATED* .

MC Chosen Wishing you a YAWA FREE WEEKEND 🤣🤣🤣 😎😎😎😎👿😈👺👹🙀🏃​​🏃​​🏃​​, Don't Laugh Alone!

Which rat would u kill first? Please be sincere........ You have just come back from work to see 6 rats. 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀 • The 1st rat🐀 was eating your highest academic certificate maybe a degree Certificate. • The 2nd rat🐀 was eating your ATM card. • The 3rd🐀 was eating your Marriage Certificate. • The 4th🐀 was eating your land and house ownership documents. • The 5th🐀 was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project. • The 6th🐀 was eating your Bible. Which one would you kill first?

Happy Eid Mubarak to all my Muslim friends. You can come to my house and let share d little one I have with love. I chicken laps is okay if we love ourselves. MC greet u all.

My fellow Nigerian's. As u all know tomorrow is Ileya festival in my language. U can all visit me in my house, the little I have we share it together with love. But be rest a sure that u will give ur life to Jesus. Happy Sallah day MC Chosen greet you all.

Guess what am pointing at.

This is me and my reputation, what am made off, this is what I does everyday and am fully ready to give talk it out for real. MC Chosen Mimi.