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POLICE COMPLAINTS

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To all the single sisters ,
In a few days time, some parents especially the Igbos will be bundling their single daughters to the village in order to attract suitors( ndi sii abroad )not my own village where even people in ezeagu forms 'away'.
Dear sisters, in order for this trip to be eventful and not repeated next year or during Easter, I will be giving you some free tips.
When you arrive village, ensure you do the following:

1. Greet people especially the old mothers and fathers- Nothing sweets villagers like a township girl that greets. You will start hearing things like ( dis girl nwere obi ume ala) and the recommendations will start.

2. Make sure you keep going to watch football matches in the field every evening. Ndi abroad comes by that time to scout for potential wives.

3. If you are a Catholic, don't forget your finger rosary or the one you wear on the neck. That is the trademark of a well brought up Christian and humble girl. #5000 yards of wife material.

4. Target those babes that have marryable elder brothers and be friends with them. When recommendations starts, you will be among the 1st 3.

5. Finally, when you go to church, make sure you bend down and dance, dance well, shake your waist while going to drop your offering , the mothers are watching and assessing. The fact that they saw you humbly dancing is an added advantage.

Sisters, apply all these and you shall be selling a*o- ebi by February 2017.
If I don't take care of the sisters, who will?
🤗🤗🤗

JUST A SIMPLE RIDDLE

Timothy's father had five sons namely: Tata,Tete,Tiri,Toro...what is the name of the fifth son?
Give ur answer in less than 30 seconds if u are a genius!.

A guy was in love
with a girl but
never had the
guts to tell her.
One night around 10,
he gathered
some courage &
sent her a text
with these
honest words...
"Doreen, I love you,
Plz reply & tell me
how you feel."
A few seconds later
he received a
message alert
on his phone.
He was so scared and
too tensed to open
it that night
so he decided not to
check the message
until the next morning
when he's less tense
and in better senses.
So he went to sleep.
When he woke up
the next day
he prayed seriously
about the message
for good news,
went about doing
his morning chores,
brushed his teeth,
ate his breakfast
took a bath,
dressed himself up then climbed into bed
and picked his phone
to read the message
on his phone.
This was the response
he read:
"Dear customer you have
insufficient balance to send this message. Please recharge your account and try again".😄😃😄he just fainted

If you were a light bulb, how many watt will you be, 20watt 40watt 100watt or halogen lamp.
'Ignite your passion' never give up on your dream.