Marriage Tribunal

PRECIOUS ADVICE TO COUPLES.

I Chinedum is yet to marry but i 've seen and heard many things that prompted me to pen these down for you.

1. As a man, the only love you can show to your children is to love their mother.

2. Deriding your wife in the public or talking ill of her among your friends is the biggest blunder a man can make. Try and elevate her status in the public.

3. Talking when your husband is talking is sending him to his early grave. Be patient & in lower tone you can speak to him & even if he's wrong he 'll see the truth in that your peaceful tone than in harsh tone.

4. No matter the financial status of your husband don't ever try to outdo him or try to show your children/others that you've been the one providing for the family. Do it through him.

5. Beating your wife 'll never and cannot solve the problem in the family.

6. If you re poor(wretched) and you give birth to 3 male children pls be mindful on how you would be giving birth because giving birth to many sons without proper training to become useful they may turn to touts or find it very difficult to make it and start taking care of you unless there's miracle(but don't wait for miracle it doesn't come always)

7. But if when you give birth to many females don't panic rather what you should do is to lay good foundation for them and i am assuring you that a good husband 'll locate them and they 'll start taking of you.

8. If you re poor pls space your child bearing and it 'll not be hard for you to train and avoid bearing dozens of children just because you could.

9. No matter the wealthiness of your family don't depend on anyone to train your child.

10. Drinking when you re bored by your wife kills faster than when you as a man handle the problem yourself.

11. Avoid quarrelling in your children's before.

12. Never tell your husband that you wouldn't 've married him if you knew no matter what.

13. No matter your education or status in the public, your husband is greater than you.

MEN WHY?

Just two week i resided in area temporarily just for a certain course. There was this man who lived with us in d same yard. He came home late(around 11pm) very often and each time he comes home he would be banging at d door for entering which always woke everybody up.

He came as usual in one of d nights but his wife refused opening d door for him. His voice flared up in d air, he was shouting "this idiot i married with my money refused me entrance in my own house(a rented 2rooms apartment ooo)? My co tenants intervaned and his wife opened d door then see beating. I kept quiet because i was ruminating on what to do for d reason that it was family affair, not what i would plung myself into like that.

That day went by, d following day i intercepted d man before he went out and i said to him "sir! Pls where is that your stupid thing you bought with your money?" and he said "you mean d goat?" "i mean your wife" i exchanged apparently. See warning "this little boy, why 've you come to insult me this morning?"

"Sorry sir, but you said so last night even with a beating" i said. "And then, she is my wife so nothing concerns you d way i treat her?"

I told him thus, "supposing that each time you lay a hand on her one of your ribs cracks would you dare touch her again?" (silent). Just because you paid that treacherous brideprice that gave you d impetus to abuse her? The mother of your children? You must be mad".

Please my fellow men learn to respect your wife, accord her d greatest respect because she denounced many things just to cling to you for better for worse.

NOW MY DEAR READERS, PLEASE THIS BRIDEPRICE OF A THING THAT MEN LAY CLAIM ON TO MALTREAT THEIR WIVES ANYHOW, SHOULD IT BE SCRAPPED? I MEAN SHOULD THERE BE NO BRIDEPRICE?

FIND OUT YOUR PROBLEM.

Tuesday d day dis clergy holds office for his flock he's shepherding. Demanding for next attendee to be attended to dis pretty lady with downpour of tears entered wailing that d clergyman removed his harshness & mellowed down to rescue her from her plight.

After she expatiated what her husband did to her d priest shook his head & asked her that her problem was beyond prayer & his intervention as a priest of God. The Rev. Fr. told her that it has to go traditional so that it'd be solved which a mad woman's hair would be needed for conjuring of d spirits.

The woman was flabbergasted when d priest mentioned charm, anyway she adhered to d demands after all it was for her own good.

She went & briefed her best friend who accompanied her to where to get a mad woman. They just glimpsed at one insane woman, they rushed her but unfortunately d mad woman was so aggressive that she turned & pursued them with a broken bottle & they ran away. As they were panting one old woman living in d vicinity where d mad woman was enquired their mission which they narrated then d old woman told them to get coke & bread for d mad woman then they could 've their way cos she liked bread & coke so much. They bought those two items drew near where d insane woman was she got up with d same bottle but they threw d bread at her which she grabbed & began masticating it immediately, d same thing with coke which she drank & chilled then they got her her hair & fled back to d clergyman to begin d conjure immediately.

After narrating her ordeal how it took her time & tactis to collect d mad woman's hair d priest said "my dear in as much as u could bring up an idea to get an aggressive mad woman's hair then bring up an idea on how to calm ur husband, look for what he likes most"

That was how her trouble gone. My dear pls look for ur husband's favourites & i promise u love, caring, fidelity etc from him.

Stop complainin then apply dis & it shall be well with u In Jesus Name!

PARABLE OF THE LOST KERNEL! (a true story, it happened in Opi Nsukka in Enugu state-my home country)

This man a husband and father came back from the farm so exhausted though managed to convey himself home on his bicycle. He parked his bicycle at the back yard discharged his working implements and walked heavily round to the front yard and saw a palm kernel beside the bush near his house while a heap of palm kernels was displayed under the sun to dry at the front. He got angry and beckoned on his spouse who answered immediately. "why is this kernel here, don't you know it 'll get lost?" the man asked in reproaching tone. "only that one? Leave it after all there re many of them there" the woman responded in the room". "Ok" the man mumbled and drew near the heap of the kernels and started throwing them one by one into the bush.

"Papa Chy! What re you doing?" his wife intervened but the man was busy doing the same.

The woman thought that her husband had become mad and cried ontop of her voice until neighbours rushed yet the husband did not stop. An elderly man went and blocked his way and he had to stop then saying "i want to throw all of them into the bush one by one since my wife said that one of them is nothing"

LESSON: In the family when you notice that your child is changing(negatively) small small, don't say it's nothing or that he 'll stop after all he's a child because change does not occur once rather small small. Pls nurture your children very well, bring them up in good ways especially now that the world has become sour(evil). Always mind what you do in their before, what they watch as film, other children they mix with.

May God bless our children in Jesus Name! Amen.

AFRICAN MARRIAGE METHODOLOGY SO DETRIMENTAL TO AFRICAN CHILDREN.

In africa once a man and a woman can mate and 've offspring(s) marriage has become their obligation which without when you die your carcass thrown to evil forest. Once he can ej*****te and she can ovulate they start yelling for spouse as if God 'll throw them to hell when they die single.

Moreover, many young, poor, immature parents constituting nuisance in d village and town. Yesterday i read in d newspaper of a mother stabbing her ten yr old son for committing in**st. The inclination it created in my timpanium had not be purged and i ask how and where he learnt how to copulate; from parents, film, neighbours etc? One igbo adage says "nne ewu na-ata agbara, nwa ya a na-ele ya anya n' ọnụ-that when the mother goat eats of a typical plant that scratches when touched, the kid looks at it's mouth".

You re married so, you don't need to make s*x secret cos you 've d licence. You got married & all of you confined in one apartment that you always check whether your children re asleep before you climb. Who told you that they 'll be sleeping everyday or do you think they re dead? Yes you re poor and can't afford house rent then why did you marry? Why did you give birth when you know you re still in one room? Our streets re littered with corrupt children who learnt corruption from their parents, so bad.

You see a newspaper vendor, okada, barrow pusher hatching(born) 6-9 eggs(children) without enough gap whereas no means of livelihood & when he's reproached he tells you "it's God that nurtures children(Chinazu- as one of d names he gives his child) i just delivered as many as God has given to me"

Why can't you learn that it's no more that way. Imagine; before d first born graduates from primary school about five of his siblings re in primary 12345-no money to train him in college and he jumps into okada or touting and before you know it he has impregnated another woman separating from his original family

THE STUPIDITY OF MEN "DON'T DO ANY OTHER THING, JUST BE MY HOUSE WIFE BECAUSE I 'VE MONEY"

I called my maternal sister who got married last year asking how they were even asked how biz has been moving but she answered "dear i am watching film, just relaxing" "in the shop?" i questioned drastically. "No i 've nothing doing, no shop no biz for now. My hubby said i'd do nothing except taken care of our baby & d house that he's rich. That my money 'll add nothing to his wealth"

"What!" I exclaimed in an uttermost amazement. I had to vacate from school to intervene because i am certain it would turn to regret when d tsunami of life begins its warfare. Did u know that my intervention nearly cost me my education? I remained mute because i am a beneficiary to her husband's benevolence.

It was towards december last year that he got accident & had one leg fractured. He was in autopaedic hospital for three good months before he could limp within which d apprentices in his care carted away his wealths in most of his shops. The wife knows nothing about d biz, it became so hard for them to eat.

Your wife could be d pillar of your family when you 're not in good condition. Establish a biz venture for her no matter how small it's better than sitting at home doing nothing & be obese which u 'll not like. Put her in d know of ur biz even if making her a part of ur company is not advisable. Instead of her to remain at home gossipping because being in her own biz 'll make her responsible if eventually you re incapasitated.

I 've an uncle whom his wife did nothing at his life time but now has started selling cloths(so difficult for her) for d reason that he died in motor accident last year.

Many men re this way but 'll complain when their wives come for money. "you lazy fool" but aren't u d one that made her lazy?, just imagine industrious woman like her but now can't do anything in d name of house wife.

Pls make your wife as vibrant as anything & u ll be glad you did. Tnx!

THAT YOU 'RE MARRIED ISN'T AN EXCUSE TO NEGLECT SOME CERTAIN THINGS.

I was just relaxing on my recliner in my chamber when dis outdated old looking forty-two aged woman barged into my office with tears gushing out from her eyes which enticed & encapsuled my emotion. Which instigated my curiosity to ask what's d matter.

"marriage counsellor, my husband & i've been married for 12yrs now bearing only 3children but my husband has started wooing other young ladies in lieu of me, what do i do?"

Even before she tells her story i 've authoritatively figured out d cause but to coroborate her story i had to ask of her age & dat of her spouse. I collected her husband's no. then sent her home to come back with her spouse next tomorrow.

It was just dat next tomorrow & they came with a foul look on their faces probably may 've engaged in a fight before coming.

They sat down & i laid before d man his wife's complaints & sent d woman out to interact with her spouse. He elucidated all his grudges, then i sent him out & summoned d wife.

"when you get home plait ur hair beautifully, draw lipstick just as if u re looking for husband, sag ur breasts, put on a skimpy trousees with a newly bought spaghetti dress dat can reveal dat thieves on ur chest then very early in d mornin dat ur husband would be coming from his concubine's place go out & start sweeping, u must surely see wonders. No other medicine for ur sickness except dis"

They both went home & d wife headed to d market & did as was told.

In d night d man went on night vigil as before but d wife did not bother. Just very early in d morning d woman did exactly what i told her & was sweepin when her spouse came back & glimpsed at d two thieves & other curves in d waist & was captivated. He tiptoed & went to grab her from behind, hmmmm other things happened ooo but it was their right & d squabbles, infidelity stopped automatically.

Pls don't stop bein beautiful just cos u re married, it may put u in danger. Did u hear me?

Married==>How do you see your husband/wife, is she/he the best?

Singles==>How do you see your date now, if it leads to marriage will you be happy/sad?

General==>Then tell us why you said what you said?