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Double Insult :P
Girl: do u like me ?
Boy: No !!!
(girl got sad)
Boy: y r u sad?
Girl: becoz u don’t like me.
Boy: u never asked that do u love me.
Girl: Awww !! ok !! Do u love me ? ? :*
Boy: No !!! =
Your birth year is having a cool name :D
Type @[19**:]
And a cool name will appear :)
SON: Mom u lied to me.. :-(
MOM: when my son?? :-/
SON: U said that my younger brother is a small angel? :->
MOM: Yes, he is.. :-)
SON: So why he didn't fly,
when i threw him from our balcony..?? :-O
Girl:Tm mere liye kia kr skte
ho?
Boy:Bolo kia Karun?
Girl:Mere liye Chand la Skte ho?
Boy phir kia EID Terey Baap ki Tiind
Dekh k manaiye gy?
Heights of :-
1) Fashion ?
Lungi with a zip.
2) Laziness ?
Asking lift for morning walk.
3) Craziness ?
Get blank paper xerox.
4) Honesty ?
Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets.
5) De-hydration ?
Cow giving milk powder.
6) Hope ?
A 99 yr. Old woman going for
295/-recharge to get lifetime
incoming.
7) Stupidity ?
Looking through key hole of a
glass
door.
8)Height of free time?
You are reading the whole post .;)
height of kaminapan
Boy: Dude, why did u propose that
girl
when u know she already has a Bf ?
Awesome Reply: khaali chair pe tho
koi b baith saktha hai,dum hai tho
kisi ko utha ke betho..:P:-D
Difference Between Horror & Beautiful Night
Beautiful Night Is
When You Hug Your Teddy Bear
and Sleep.
.
Horror Night Is
When Your Teddy Hugs You Back :P
Plz fwd dis..
Shayad kisi k kaam aajaye
Jisko petrol Rs.12/ltr chahiye wo is pump se ja k lele,
addres,
Al Safa petroleum,
Al khair road,
Oman,
Saudi Arabia
Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.