Computer Services

koi zinda hai idhrrrr???

Assalam-o-alaikum

Shutdown Trick !

Imidiate rapid shut down window
while shutting down window. open task manager(Ctr+Alt+Del),
Select shut down tab. and press Ctrl key while select Turn Off from dis tab.
Count 5 4 3 2 1 !!! U r window will rapidly shut down.

back

Is your computer “Male” or “Female”?

1. Open Notepad

2. Type the following line in notepad:

CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I Hate you"

3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs

4. Run the file. .

If you hear a male voice, your PC is a boy :P :D

If you hear a female voice, your PC is a girl ....... :D :P

And tell me, is your Computer Male or Female ..???

Different Girls fighting with
their
husbands:

Pilot's wife:
ziyada uro mat samjhay!... .
Teachr's wife:
Mujhey mat sikhao.
Ye aap ka School nahi

Dentist's wife: Daant tor k hath me day
dungi

Doctor's wife:
tabiyat durust kar dungi
BBA/MBA's wife:
mind your own business,

Engineer wife:
ziayda current na maro
Chartered Accountant 's
Wife:
Pehlay Pass to ho lo phir
baat
karna Budhaaaayyyy

funny computer ad lolz

Life before Computer

-Window was a square hole in a room.

-Application was something written in paper.

-Mouse was an animal.

-Keyboard was a Piano.

-File was a important office material.

-Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip.

-Cut was done with Knife n Paste was done with Glue.

-Web was spider's home.

-Virus was flu.

-We couldn't "UNDO" anything we have done'

'PC TIP:

Ab Numeric Keys Se Alphabet Type Krein

"ALT"

Ka Button Press Kr K 65 se 90 Tak Key Press Krein
Capital Alphabet Mein Likhay Ga (ABC.....Z)

Aur

Small Letters K Liye 97 se 122 Tak Keys Press Krein (abc.....z) .'

'Technology ki Jung: Google ne kaha:
ek word likho hazaron results dunga...
Wikipedia bola:
ek word likho hazaron pages dunga...
Internet bola:
mere bger kuch nai krskte...
Computer bola:
tu konsa mere bger chal skta he...
Ye sun kr bijli hansi or boli:
ponki jao sarey...'