Fans of Joker

In 2020 girl:" Dekh yar kya item jaa raha hai..

Oye MurgeyTera mobile No.. Kya hai.. ??




Boy:"Aap ke ghar me baap, bhai nai hai kya.. ??



Girl:" baap n bhai sab hai, par tu nai hai na chikne...:p :O :D

Danm true :D

When a boy loves truly he
behaveslike a
child!!!:):)








BUT!!!!









When a girl loves truly she behaves
like a
mother!! :p :D
Agree??;)

Hanstay Rahoooooooooooooooooooooo..............

Aaj Ka Vichar..:)
Jo Baccha Apne Maa Baap Ki
Dil Se Seva Karta Hai....








Uski "LOVE MARRIAGE" Me
Zyada Dikkat Nhi Aati.!!

A woman was preparing eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said,
"CAREFUL! Put in some
more butter!
Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!

We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going 2 STICK !Careful.. !
CAREFUL!
I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!
Never! Turn them!
Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them.
You know you always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT!
THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him.
"What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

If a boy gives a love letter to a gurl, pple call him "Loffer"
But if a girl gives a letter to a boy, they call it "Offer".
Feeeeel da diffffference :)

Summer’s ULTIMATE
Mummy dailouge







KAMBAKHTO THANDA
PANI PITE HO TO
BOTTLE BHI BHAR KE RAKH DIYA KARO.

TCHR : TUM BADE HOKR KYA KROGE?
BOY : SHADI
TCHR : NHI, MERA MTLB KYA BNOGE?
BOY : DULHA,
TCHR : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KRNA CHAHTE HO?
BOY : DULHAN

Its very nice 2 discuss problems wid frndz.!! !!

Not bcoz that

they will solve it,

Par

"kamine aisaa stupid suggestions denge k problem hi bhul jaaoge "

Galileo Used Lamp 2 Study...


Graham Bell Used Candle 2 Study...





Shakespeare Used Street Lyt 2 Study...





Moral:" Sab Apne Jaise He The, Din Me Tym Paas Karte Or Raat Me drama bazi .... :p :O :D
Agree ??

If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
"Dis is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more year"