Mr Salad Ali Dhuhulow

Horta baarlamanku maxay beri uga doodayaan canshur la kor dhiyay, madax waynihi dalka ugu sareeyay aaba dhahay waa qasab in la baxsho mise waa ansixin rabaa

13 Unspoken rules for men
1. Listen more than you speak, but when you speak, speak slowly, calmly and directly.
2. Never be afraid to say “I don’t know”, and then ask for help.
3. Be humble when you win and gracious when you lose.
4. The one thing no one can take from you is your word. Never break it for anyone.
5. Always choose the harder right over the easier wrong.
6. Always do things the right way…even when no one is watching.
7. Never, under any circumstances, no matter how bad you think it is…never hit a girl.
8. Never gossip, spread innuendo or talk behind someone’s back. Anything that you have to say, say it to the person’s face. Be a man.
9. Never lie or deceive anyone. The truth sometimes hurts, but everyone will respect you for it.
10. Never take advantage of others or manipulate people to serve your own needs and desires.
11. Always stand up for the people who cannot do it themselves. Be a protector, not a predator.
12. Always take your hat off when you are indoors or at a place of worship.
13. Be proud of your country, your heritage and your family’s lineage.

Kulahaaa warqaddu been ay eheed
Waa marki lagu fahmay oo ay arkeen inay socanayn waxaas

Shaqadiina wata wixi socanaa na marsiiya

Sooomaliya?
Ugu horayn, dowladu inta aysan dadka wato gaadiidka lcg warsan waxaa muhiim ah inay waydiimahan ka jawaabto
1. Babaurka aad rabto inaad dhahdo bedqabkiisa aa la baaraa waddo nuucee ah ayuu maraa?
2. Lcgta la qaadaayo halkee gashaa horta ?
3. Lcgta la qaado shacabku waxba kuma laha miyaa ?
4. Dadka gaadiidka ama mootoyinka wato oo aad rabtaan inaad lcgtooda iska gurataan waddoyinka maritaankeeda ma u madax banaan yihiin ?
5. Maxaa faa'iido ah aa ku jiro in qof maskiin ah oo moto kiro ku wado guri, wax barasho, biil, koronto , lcgti askeriga jidka taagnaa laga rabo inaad lcg dheeraad ah sii waydiiso
5. Dowladu dadka weligeed waxa ay qaado wax ka mid ah dadka maku soo celisay si ay ugu dhiiradan inay hanti kale baxshaan.
6.canshuurta la qaado maloo siman yahay ?
7. Dowladu dadka ma waxay soo xasuusataa marka ay baahato ?
8.Dowladu maka warqabtaa in shidaalku qaali ku yahay dadka wado gaadiidka kala duwan ?
9.

Dadku wax ma diidano lkn waxay waysan yihiin wax la shaqeesto una shaqeeya kana shaqeesta

Dowladu hala timaado nidaam dadka wax looga cuni karo waxna ay ku cuni karaan lkn aan ku cuno adna qad war nin wayn yiraahdo maahan

A bad excuse is better than none

The Wise Man:

People have been coming to the wise man, complaining about the same problems every time. One day he told them a joke and everyone roared in laughter.

After a couple of minutes, he told them the same joke and only a few of them smiled.

When he told the same joke for the third time no one laughed anymore.

The wise man smiled and said:

“You can’t laugh at the same joke over and over. So why are you always crying about the same problem?”

Moral: Worrying won’t solve your problems, it’ll just waste your time and energy.

Weedho nolosha ku habboon oo kaa dhigaya inaad milicsato

Haddii waxa aad u baahan tahay ay tahay xoogaa xoojin ah inaad dib-ugu-fiirsato noloshaada oo aad dareento wanaag, markaa ha seegin xulkeenna weedhaha nolosha wanaagsan. Waad qori kartaa ama badbaadin kartaa, laakiin waxaa muhiim ah inaad ka agdhowaato iyaga si aad u aqriso mar kasta oo ay lagama maarmaan noqoto.

Noloshu waxay bilaabataa shantii daqiiqaba.

Meesha albaabku ka xirmo, daaqad ayaa ka furmaysa.

Waxyaabaha maahan inay badalaan aduunka si ay muhiim u noqdaan.

Mar haddii aan aqbalno xadkayaga, waan ka gudbeynaa iyaga.

Wax ka baro waayihii h**e, ku noolaada hada kana shaqee mustaqbalka.

Mararka qaarkood dadku way ooyaan, ma aha inay itaaldaran yihiin, laakiin waa inay xoog badnaayeen muddo dheer.

Haddii aad ku riyoon karto waad sameyn kartaa.

Dabeecad wanaagsan oo qumman ayaa abuuri doonta mucjisooyin ka badan daroogo kasta.

Nasiib wacan wuxuu yimaadaa marka u diyaargarowgu la kulmo fursad.

Waxaan bartay inay fiican tahay inaan laga walwalin wax badan. Waxa soo socdaa waa wax, maxaa dhacaya ... sidoo kale.

Iska tuur murugada iyo dabeecad xumida. Noloshu waa mid naxariis leh, waxay leedahay maalmo kooban oo kaliya hadda waa inaan ku raaxeysanaa.

Dadka wanaagsan ayaa adduunka beddela, halka dadka taban ay ku sii hayaan sida ay tahay.

Fayo-qabka laguma helo qarinta daciifnimadeenna, laakiin waxaa weeye in xooggeenna la muujiyo.

U oggolow dhoola cadeyntaadu inay adduunka wax ka bedesho, laakiin yaanay dunidu bedelin dhoollacadeyntaada.

Haddii aad rabto inaad ku noolaato nolol farxad leh, ku xidho hadaf, ha ku xidhin qof ama shay.

Caqabadaha ayaa ah kuwa nolosha xiiso geliya, ka adkaanshahooduna waa waxa nolosha macno u sameeya.

Quruxdu waa xaalad maskaxeed.

Sabirku waa qadhaadh yahay, laakiin midhihiisu way macaan yihiin.

Hal-abuurnimadu maaha qaab cusub, laakiin waa aragti cusub.

Haddii aad raadineyso qof wax ka beddelaya noloshaada, isku day inaad muraayadda ka eegto.

Waxa xun ee ku saabsan barashada adoo samaynaya ayaa ah inaanan waligeen qalin jabin.

Haddii aan buunbuuninno farxadeenna, sida aan ugu samaynno murugadeena, dhibaatooyinkeennu waxay lumin lahaayeen muhiimadda.

Waxaan u mahadcelinayaa qof walba oo igu yiri MAYA. Iyagaa ku mahadsan inaan aniga qudhaydu ahay.

Aynu noqono kuwa macquul ah oo aan sameyn karno wax aan macquul aheyn.

Marnaba k**a habsaamin inaad ahaato wixii aad ahaan lahayd.

Ma jiro qof kafiican naftiisa oo ka qoomameeyay.

Qof kastaa wuxuu awood u leeyahay inuu is beddelo.

Ku qor qalbigaaga in maalin kasta ay tahay maalinta ugu wanaagsan sanadka.

Waxaa jira xoog ujeedo ka awood badan uumiga, korontada, iyo tamarta atomiga: doonista.

Weligaa k**a weynaan inaad hadaf kale ama riyo kale aad yeelato.

Maaha waxa ay kuugu yeeraan ee waa waxa aad ku jawaabto.

Wixii aan ku dilin ayaa kaa xoojinaya.

Farxadda waxaa laga heli karaa daqiiqadaha ugu mugdiga badan, haddii aan la isku dayin in aad nalka shido oo keliya.

Mahadcelintu waa inay noqotaa ficil joogto ah oo saacad kasta ah, maalin kasta, iyo intaad nooshahay.

Guuldaradu qadhaadh maahan inaad liqdo mooyee.

Si aad uqaado ficil wanaagsan waa inaad ilaalisaa aragti togan.