Wabaunsee County Sheriff's Office

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Wabaunsee County Sheriff's Office Hello from the Wabaunsee County Sheriffs!! The best moderately okay'ish Cops in rural Kansas! πŸ€ŸπŸ˜ŽπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

10/23/2026

WOLVERINES!!! πŸ€ŸπŸ˜…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

10/23/2026

Standby For Your Weekend Safety Brief!

**Obligatory WBSO Avert DUI Offer** IF, you are too sauced to drive home, call WBSO Dispatch, 785 765 3323, ask for the funny man, order me over as if I'm a pizza & I'll get you home safe & sound no questions asked. I'd rather you call & we be the DD & take you home safe than take you to jail, the hospital or the coroner for being stupid & driving while impaired. OMG UNIQUE OPTIONS AND SOLUTIONS TO AVERT DANGEROUS AND STUPID DUI INSTEAD OF CHEST POUNDING ENFORCEMENT, HOW PROVOCATIVE! WHAT WILL THE HoRrIbLe cOpS DO NEXT?!?! 😎

This is a legitimate offer, we do it because we care, because we can & there is a one MILLION % chance we will testify that...we offer this well known service & post about it almost every Friday, at your DUI hearing... so pretty please, with a cherry on top, call for a safe car ride home 🀟

Complimentary chilled spectacularly refreshing multiple choice flavored San Pellegrino Sparkling Natural Mineral Water available for self initiating Avert DUI Offer participants!! & if you need to swing by Sonic on the way home because being responsible makes you hungry we got you fam say no mo 🀟

πŸ‘Š-WB1πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ & WBSO 785 765 3323 🀟

Good Morning!!
10/23/2026

Good Morning!!

"Deputy Green" of the Wabaunsee County Sheriff’s Office is wanted by me for calling so many of you fine people to pay a ...
10/22/2026

"Deputy Green" of the Wabaunsee County Sheriff’s Office is wanted by me for calling so many of you fine people to pay a fine for missing the Jury Duty that never existed... just like "Deputy Green."

Come to think of it maybe "Deputy Green" does exist, it's entirely possible WABAUNSEE COUNTY KANSAS IS ENORMOUS MAN!! IT COULD ABSOLUTELY ACCOMMODATE A REFLECTIVE SECONDARY DIMENSION REPRESENTING REFRACTIVE ADVERSARIAL ENTITIES OMG... THERE MIGHT EVEN BE A MIRROR ME TOO!!! I MUST.... DESTROY HIM..... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!! 🀣

"Deputy Green" πŸ˜… stop calling my people with your dead beat low T fake Jury Duty Scam man. I'm sorry things really suck for you in TCN land lil G yet our wonderful and adorable Kansas Grandpa's & Grandma's had nothing to do with the last military coup in your country homie SO LEAVE EM ALONE 😎

My Lords and Ladies, no Cop will ever call you asking you for money, ever, unless it's your ex husband & he's a degenerate gambler and big ole good on you fo walking on out lady hero you don't need no ex cop degenerate gambler nonsense calling you begging for money...move on Brayden, sad stranger to money and dopamine...gross πŸ˜† he never deserved you anyway girl...powa πŸ‘Šβ€οΈπŸ˜Ž

Also, I've never arrested anyone for missing Jury Duty...EVER.
Also, you call us 785 765 3323 or your local LEA to confirm names of any "cop" that calls.
Also, we think Jury Duty is FRIGGING AWESOME, fo realz, doesn't get *more American.
Also, we think you are all awesome and hope you have a wonderful day.

"Deputy Green" if you do exist please call so I can aggressive demoralize you, then take your Mom out for a nice steak dinner 😎 please leave our elders alone, we love them very much ❀️ PS you suck at crime too...man you didn't even get a dime πŸ˜… I'm embarrassed for you.

Folks trust your gut! If you think it's a scam, it's a scam, also, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, YOU'RE NOT EVER ALONE, WE WILL NOT EVER JUDGE YOU, WE WILL ALWAYS JUST WANT TO...help you & will 🫑

Real talk and big love, fo realz yo. I & my teammates have helped a TON of people reading this right now and we couldn't be happier to be of service to you or your family this stuff get STRESSFUL man...that's why it's really important we don't suck at our jobs, because you deserve our best in stress and that is what you'll get 🀌

785 765 3323

πŸ‘Š-HπŸ–IC & your occasionally heroic barely literate adorable idiot πŸ– pals @ WBSO πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

β€œKindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.” ❀️🀝❀️
10/22/2026

β€œKindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.” ❀️🀝❀️

10/21/2026

Our pals over @ Wabaunsee County Road & Bridge are hiring!!

If you or someone you know are looking for employment there's a great opportunity at Wabaunsee County Road and Bridge 🀟

21OCT26: WABAUNSEE SHERIFF $1,500 REWARDI am putting down a $1,500 reward for information leading to the successful pros...
10/21/2026

21OCT26: WABAUNSEE SHERIFF $1,500 REWARD

I am putting down a $1,500 reward for information leading to the successful prosecution of the individual or individuals responsible for extensive criminal damage to county owned Road & Bridge construction equipment near Alta Vista.

This was taxpayer property.

Over Labor Day weekend, two excavators belonging to Wabaunsee County Road & Bridge were deliberately sabotaged at a worksite on Old K-10 Road.

Some no good, low down and dirty rotten SOB cut all the Hydraulic lines on one excavator, while approximately two gallons of water were poured into the hydraulic system of another.

The resulting damage is estimated to cost 🫡 taxpayers between $40,000 and possibly more than $100,000 in repairs.

My deputies have conducted an exhaustive investigation.

I need your help.

We are now asking our community for assistance in identifying whoever is responsible.

This wasn't harmless mischief. This was deliberate destruction of equipment purchased with public funds, maintained by hardworking county employees, and used to keep our roads safe...for you.

This was like someone busting up an MRI in an ER, these are tools to...help people.

**Someone knows something.** Even a seemingly insignificant detail could help us bring this investigation to a successful conclusion.

If you have any information, please contact the Wabaunsee County Sheriff's Office: 785 765 3323. Please reference Case #26-927

You do not need to investigate anything yourself. Just share what you know, and let us do our jobs.

There are bad guys of all types be they blow hard all talk do nothing flaccid moral cowards to ACTUAL KILLERS out there & everything in between & they will not darken our doorstep πŸ€πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

I need your help please meow, real talk πŸ‘Š

I'm putting up $1,500, snitches get riches 🀝

πŸ‘Š-Eric Kirsch πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Sheriff, Wabaunsee County Kansas

God help them godless co**ie paratroopers if they ever make the catastrophic mistake of pulling a Red Dawn parachute ins...
10/20/2026

God help them godless co**ie paratroopers if they ever make the catastrophic mistake of pulling a Red Dawn parachute insertion onto the 50 yard line of our magnificent Wabaunsee Chargers or Vikings High School Football Teams! πŸ€£πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

Them poor fellers will have landed in the only county in America where the average household is better armed than an entire Marine Infantry Division. WE ALSO SHAMELESSLY EAT ROADKILL HERE IN WABAUNSEE COUNTY, KANSAS πŸ€ŸπŸ˜€πŸ€Ÿ

Imagine what we're gonna do to your invasion force there Comrade...gon be some well fed crows in this here zip code partner, yessir, you can take that to the bank, welcome to land of the big PX there, Ivan...🫑 don't worry man, we'll write your Mom afterwards and comfort her like the emotionally supportive, proper patriotic Gentlemen that George Washington wants us to be πŸ˜€

WOLVERINES!!! USA! USA!! USA!! β€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ€οΈ

As a former snobby New Yawka turned irrationally proud Kansan I too, proudly eat roadkill, welcome to the Wabaunsee County Sheriff’s Office Salvage Tag Roster!

It's that magical time of year when Kansas deer collectively abandon millions of years of evolutionary survival instincts and begin enthusiastically auditioning for the hood ornaments of your F-150s.

We're passionate hunters, anglers, and conservationists. We believe these magnificent animals deserve better than becoming expensive roadside decorations so we make every effort to legally issue salvage tags to avoid wasting opportunities to feed your families.

If an unfortunate buck makes his final withdrawal from the bank of life, we'd rather see him deposited in somebody's freezer than squandered on the shoulder of K-99.

INTERESTED IN JOINING OUR BUCK WILD RAPID RESPONSE TEAM? 🦌

❀️ Deer, Elk (yep) & Turkey ❀️

Call 785 765 3323 or DM us with your:

1. Name

2. Phone number

3 General area of Wabaunsee County where you live.

That's it. No interview. No need to explain to your spouse why you're leaving the house at 11:47 PM carrying a knife and a tarp. That's between you, your spouse, her attorney (hopefully πŸ˜…) & the almighty 😎

When a salvageable deer becomes available, we contact someone on the roster by it's geographical locationl to you. A deputy will meet you roadside & issue a legal salvage tag. This is a 24/7 year round service like our DD program.

Real talk:

Deer are especially active around sunrise and sunset, which is apparently when they hold their annual meetings to discuss insurance premiums and interstate commerce.

If a deer jumps in front of your vehicle, brake firmly, maintain control, and DO NOT SWERVE. Your vehicle is replaceable, your life is not.

And remember, if you see ONE deer, there are probably FOUR MORE hiding nearby like a YouTube ad in the middle of your favorite song.

IF YOU STRIKE A DEER:

Pull over somewhere safe & please call your πŸ– pals: 785-765-3323

**ALREADY ON THE ROSTER? You're still on it! You're welcome to check with us though 🀟

We're simply trying to make something useful out of an unfortunate situation, feed some families, respect the wildlife we love, and keep perfectly good meat from going to waste.

Much ❀️ fam 🫳🎀

Eric Kirsch
Sheriff, Wabaunsee County πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

"Hey, we started a whole new week. It's Monday!!" -Hoot, Blackhawk Down πŸ‘Šβ€οΈπŸ€Ÿ
10/19/2026

"Hey, we started a whole new week. It's Monday!!" -Hoot, Blackhawk Down πŸ‘Šβ€οΈπŸ€Ÿ

Oh Josh we miss you bro. 20 years later and it still hurts like yesterday. We were about 20 miles away patrolling some n...
10/17/2026

Oh Josh we miss you bro.

20 years later and it still hurts like yesterday. We were about 20 miles away patrolling some nasty IED & death infested wasteland. Josh was very special to me & we were instantly close friends from the moment we met at The Citadel. He was put on this planet to be a Marine, it's literally all he ever wanted to do.

He was an extraordinary human being, Josh was strong, intelligent, compassionate & a wonderful Man & Marine Corps Officer.

He accomplished his dream goal of becoming a Marine Infantry Officer & his Marines adored him. Josh was a rare natural born leader, he put the welfare of his Marines first & skillfully, from their very first week in country, he successfully led them through incredibly ferocious battles IVO Haditha.

Back in 2006, Haditha was an angry bloody hostile hive of merciless LN & foreign fighter extremists engaged in ruthless & relentless kinetic combat operations. It was the height of the Iraq War, every single day every maneuver element was in contact, coalition forces suffered casualties daily. It was a dark time, roads were packed with IED's, there were SVEST, SVBIED, IDF, SAF, ambush attacks, sectarian atrocities at near genocidal scale, abductions & executions of Iraqi Police Officers and Iraqi Army & government officials.

The Iraq war was really a civil war. It was Sunni versus Shia & we young Americans were dead center in the middle of it all.

Both sides of the insurgency had foreign fighters pouring in, young men, most commonly poor & illiterate hailing from desolate nations, victims in many ways themselves inspired by deeply seductive & malicious extremist internet propaganda. These young Men arriving to fight & kill infidels as righteous warriors of God, were all nearly identical in age as we were.

All of us were deceived.

We, by the mixed spell of powerful, politically vacuous sycophantic competing special interests obsessed with expansion of power & regional influence accompanied by the insatiable hunger of good ole fashioned unrestricted & parasitical war racketeering gorging in a ravenous feeding frenzy of unprecedented economic opportunities which only war could provide.

Our opponents arrived in scores, unforgivably decieved by warlord gangsters masquerading as heroic embattled prophets promising these young desperate Men both divine purpose & paradisiacal rewards which only holy martyrdom could provide.

All of us were deceived yet all of us fought and we produced carnage upon that bit of white hot ancient burning Earth, each other & every living creature in between.

Tragedy, was everywhere as the constant unwelcomed companion to us all & no matter who you were, what language you spoke, where you hailed from, whatever you believed in or didn't believe, or from what you saw or did there began to believe or lost or self scrutinized faith itself...if you were on the ground, I know now that we were all of us, every single human life there during that time and place were victims of something.

Back then though, we were all warriors.

We had our heroes, Josh is one of mine. Josh was a hero to me and to many.

"Not iron, trust me, the heart within my breast I am all compassion" -Homer, The Iliad.

2nd Lieutenant Joshua Loren Booth, 0302, USMC, of Fiskdale, MA.
Killed In Action on 17OCT06, Haditha, IZ, OIF.
Infantry Platoon Commander, 2nd Battalion, 3rd Marines.

Leader of Men, Ring Bearer, Citadel Class of 2005, Charlie Company.

As Father, Son, Husband, Marine & our beloved friend he was both fine & proficient. Proper do we honor you today brother in memory for a life well lived.

We miss you bro, go easy.

Semper Fidelis.
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215 Kansas Avenue
Alma, KS
66401

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