10/09/2026
Public: “Hey, there are people parking on the sidewalk! Can your officers please enforce these violations?”
Chief to officers: “Ok men, get out there and write sidewalk tickets, but make them a friendly warning. It’s not the crime of the century.”
Officers: “We wrote a few warnings using our best judgement, between calls for service. We’ll stay on top of it as much as possible.”
Violator: “Why did you write me a warning citation? And not all the others I told you about? Now I’m going to blast you on social media for not ticketing every vehicle in Barboursville!”
Chief to violator: “It was just a friendly warning.”
Anonymous commenters: “You all never do anything about crime in Barboursville! All you do is write tickets and let the drug dealers and murderers go free!
Chief to officers: “Keep up the good work men!” 🫡 👮🏻♂️🚔🙂