The Manager of Antifa

Been busy awhile but just wanna say that comrade Abrams is the hero we need, not the hero we deserve. Img src: Vogue

We love the ACAB Spring here at ANTIFA customer service but with all due respect its the George Floyd Rebellion

Press release
The Manager of ANTIFA
11JUN20

Hereforth we are to be known as ANQUUFAA. Thank you.

-ANQUUFA customer service

When the fash say the quiet part loud:

We here at the support center apologize for not having stepped up and done more in the past, and we are committed to ensuring that doesn't happen again!

-ANTIFA customer service

There's nothing we here at the support center love more than cognitive dissonance. A brain genius falling for an obvious troll and melting down into fight-or-flight and blatant fallacies is fun entertainment for the entire family!

-ANTIFA customer service

This is what we're looking for right here, totally false claims from a far right account on Twitter amplified by a brainless GOP candidate:

"Some residents were already on high alert after a newly created Twitter account of uncertain origin, but purporting to be Antifa, sowed fear Sunday night saying that rioters were moving into predominantly white neighborhoods. Twitter reportedly suspended the account. NBC News and others reported that the account was run by white nationalists.

Buzz Patterson, a Republican running for California’s 7th Congressional District against Democratic Rep. Ami Bera, warned El Dorado Hills residents of possible protests and responding to at least one person to stay indoors.

Patterson shared a May 31 tweet that he said confirmed protesters were targeting the suburbs.

“It’s time to move this to Roseville, I’m talkin ELK GROVE !! EL DORADO! They’re the ones that need to hear this,” the tweet from Elk Grove resident Josh Cagibula read.

“URGENT!: CA-7, looks like Antifa and rioters are targeting Roseville, Folsom, El Dorado Hills, and Elk Grove tonight! Stay safe and please notify your family and friends!” Patterson wrote in a June 1 tweet that was shared more than 1,000 times.

Patterson did not respond to The Sacramento Bee’s request for comment, but responded on Twitter to accusations that he was creating a false alarm.

“No, I’m looking out for CA-7!” he stated."

Black entrepreneurs toured an upscale California neighborhood. False claims spread online Rumors of protests and riots in El Dorado Hills and other Sacramento suburbs circulated online.

At ANTIFA customer service, we field a lot of complaints about basic human rights. And no, Karen, we can't connect you to the human rights violation department at Facebook - but we hear that your local police department would be happy to oblige you!

-ANTIFA customer service

The Manager Of ANTIFA on Twitter “At ANTIFA customer service, we field a lot of complaints about basic human rights. And no, Karen, we can't connect you to the human rights violation department at - but we hear that your local police department would be happy to oblige you! -ANTIFA customer service https://t.co/VIlSY5rL...

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If anyone has screencaps of friends or coworkers sharing claims of antifa destroying property, looting, or armed "patriot" responses to leftist protests, please send screencaps and if possible links to

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For clarity, we are not seeking posts from news organizations regardless of whether theyre real or not. We are researching any posts from friends, coworkers, even strangers claiming they saw either antifa looters or armed "patriots" opposing them. Thanks!
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