10/16/2026
From the Chaska Herald, October 16, 1862
Why don't someone break a leg, commit su***de, steal a horse, fire a building, get married, scuttle a boat, get on a bender, go to see your sweet-heart, take too many liberties and get kicked out by the old man, or do something either pleasant or desperate, so as to give us a local? This reminds us that we would be very thankful to any person handing in a minute of all occurrences of local interest that may come under their observation. By this means we will be able to inform an inquiring world as to our where-abouts and what-are-you-abouts. This invitation is also extended to the ladies of our town and vicinity, and we hope to very soon hear from some of them.