The World's Only Live Dinosaur Research Institution I say ‘somehow’ because we all make misteaks. And they're ALL carnivores. How'd we do this? See Ya Soon!
Decades before the world learned of live dinosaurs via Hollywood blockbuster movies, a group of nincompoops working in a research lab outside of Chicago somehow cracked the prehistoric DNA codes. Since that day we’ve been running from… uh, that is, researching... live, carnivorous dinosaurs. Herbivores are for people with reasons to live. Welcome to THE CENTER FOR CRETACEOUS STUDIES, pal! Our scie
08/20/2023
Our just-repaired.. er, updated DinoWatch/DinoAlert! forecast and warning studio - or the DWDAFWS as we call it around here (pronounced ummm... aw, forget it) - is back on the air. Remember, you can get the latest in DinoAlert!s for only $1.50 at kiosks located throughout The Center.
07/22/2023
You'd think this would be the Control Room for things like electronic gates, security door locks, hallway cameras, Perimeter Fence surveillance... but no. It's just Bob making sure all the vending machines are still plugged in.
07/17/2023
Looks like someone tried to use a credit card to buy tickets, upsetting Cashier #3.
07/02/2023
A RARE SIGHT INDEED! A group of tourists arrive via submarine at the same time another group of tourists leave via CFI Care Life Flight helicopter!
06/10/2023
You think that voice is bad on your ears? Our researchers are convinced this is the best deterrent from Dino attacks since they tried collecting T. rex p*e. (RIP Don Dewitt)
05/27/2023
Following numerous complaints about "backseat drivers" saying "I told you so" when it comes to taking a different route, The Center has decided to eliminate our Car Pool Program.
05/20/2023
Well, there's Larry, once again proving he doesn't know very much. Hey, at least today he didn't wear his shirt inside-out. If it wasn't for his Sea Bass recipe, we would have fired him a long time ago.
03/26/2023
This past Friday HR made the mistake of announcing, "Anyone wishing to work overtime is welcome to do so." This was the NorthEast Employee Emergency Exit - 48 lanes down to a single lane dirt road - at 5:04pm.
03/19/2023
CAUGHT ON CAMERA... the moment former (if you know what we mean) Center for Cretaceous Studies DinoHandler (4th Class) Ron Lykell discovers that music may calm the savage beast, but reading only makes them hungry.
Honor his 2.5-hour career at The Center by purchasing a copy of what might some day be called the greatest book ever written about live carnivore dinosaur research. Eh, maybe. Use the Code "Lykell" or "Idiot" when purchasing to receive 0% off the purchase price!
Get your eBook copy or paperback from AuthorHouse at: https://www.authorhouse.com/en/bookstore/bookdetails/730124-The-Center-for-Cretaceous-Studies?fbclid=IwAR32Y514H1WunpqA-AEnlvH0705EYXT8oAJGPxtEuvghDiiX0k8RviskgkM
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OR paperback from Google Books at: https://books.google.com/books/about/The_Center_for_Cretaceous_Studies.html?id=pUC2jwEACAAJ&fbclid=IwAR2b4FeS_G7bFn_lbYSWCe2WSU0qo90iN7C0lpaaPFTQGWOCv8QspQJMqGQ
03/19/2023
Well, they ate another pizza delivery guy.
03/12/2023
TONIGHT'S THE BIG NIGHT!
The 2023 Golden Dinos! Once again the big event will be held at The Horseshoe Road Inn. Owner Mick Strinks reminds all party-attendees: "Do NOT park in the #@!* swimming pool!!" Due to last year's event we are rolling out brand new carpeting! Open bar is 8:00:12 to 8:00:58. Who will win Scream Of The Year? Will anyone win back-to-back Employee Of The Year (did any of last year's winners make it through the year?!?)? Very tight races in DinoHandler Of The Year and DinoFeeder Of The Year categories. As promised, the In Memoriam tribute will not last more than 2 hours this year. Host Oscar Ruitt says he has brand new jokes, but that's what he said the last 3 years.
Open to current and former employees only.
03/04/2023
Building K's ReConstruction team will do everything they can to reunite you with your lost pet.