Cretaceousland

Well, sure, we have water fountains throughout our Habitats. Water Department Supervisor Lee Keefawcett (r) and crews continue working to keep the animals from wading through the source pond while relieving themselves.

We're getting a lot of complaints about the traffic light at the intersection of Habitats 7-12-25-39. Seems a few animals have discovered they can "beg" for (demand) food while traffic is stopped.

Unlike fictional movies would have you believe, our animals actually enjoy having their food delivered.

"Other than, y'know, hours of sheer terror, my 12 minutes here at Cretaceousland! was easily the best time of my entire life. Two sewn-back-on thumbs up! - Craig Slyst, San Francisco

Funny thing, they really don't care for the hot dogs, but that root beer? They just can't get enough of it.

With the purchase of our Cretaceousland! all-electric off-road vehicle fleet, some concessions had to be made.

Cretaceousland! Department Of Roads reports Emergency Exit Road 442, which skirts Habitat 16, is temporarily closed due to "a large animal flipping cars over". Probably a bear. Maybe a cow.

Well it's Opening Day, alright. We're just not sure if this pertains to the "small" release of a few Habitat 27 DinoResidents OR if this crowd discovered everything in the Gifte $hoppe was 5% Off for the next 3 minutes.

OPENING DAY is Monday! MAYDAY! MAY DAY! Crews are out in the Habitats making sure all our DinoResidents have had their shots. Never sure what kind of infection or disease they could catch from eating visito...er, huma.... uh, abnormal dietary supplements.

Our hiking/biking trails will be up to 1.3% safer this year, swears Cretaceousland!s Hiking & Biking Department Supervisor Dawn U. Baleebit.

Part of what we call "sprucing up for Opening Day" (May 1) is what others would call "rebuilding from the ground up". Repaired streets, sidewalks, gates, fences, fences, and fences...

Cretaceousland!s Hat Club met this past Thursday. At this time last year there were 27 members. Well? Ya gotta remember where they work. Speaking of... Opening Day is May 1 (Mayday!).