02/20/2022
Nudge-nudge.
Reichs Security Institute for Bureaucracy & Taxidermy
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The world's foremost producer of bureaucracy. And stuffy things. Also, we stuff things full of sawdust.
We proudly produce in excess of 80% of the world's unnecessary bureaucracy, and all of it's in the top 10% of something - and in triplicate. Now that you have seen our page, you can undergo our 5-day re-education program, or else queue for the same amount of time over there, in the rain. In either case, have form 3143B.4 (207) filled out in duplicate and blood by the time you are ready to enroll.
02/20/2022
08/04/2017
Liberté, Égalité... Friday.
08/03/2017
Meet Dr. Maus, our new Dean of Omissions here at the RSIFP&T. Your fate is in good hands, with not an opposable thumb in sight. It is all your fault.
Thanks to savants like DHK, we're already boasting a 1.666 star rating - in triplicate!
The Institute sees you like it and wishes to tell you that you may leave regular praise on its page now (which will turn up only after moderation, of course).
You have our gratitude.
We feel you'd be a great candidate for our "Mindless Drone" position.
And that pencil protector looks *great* on you.
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