10/24/2026
The answer to this week's is.....pirate bugs—genus Orius, also called insidious flower bugs. Insidious, indeed!
It's time we put a name to these little black bugs who swarm upon us every fall: Minute pirate bugs. 🏴☠️ As their common name suggests, these landlocked pirates are out exploring the world, plundering for treasure.
While their presence certainly feels like an attack, they are not trying to suck your blood; you aren't even on the menu. Minute pirate bugs are beneficial predators that eat a wide variety of small insects like aphids, mites, and insect eggs, which might earn them an entire chest of gold in the eyes of farmers.
So why are they biting, and why does such a small insect hurt so bad? Well, some say they are just testing the waters ⚓ to see if you are a good food source, and if they somehow avoid the smack of your hand, they will fly off to find something they can eat.
Even though this insect is only 2 to 3 millimeters big, it has a surprisingly painful bite because it uses its short, blunt beak to probe your skin. 👽 If you were an aphid, it would use its beak to suck all your insides OUT! Talk about a spooky Halloween Story!