Colorado Department of Blarf & Adjacent Obtuse Fuccenings

Colorado Department of Blarf & Adjacent Obtuse Fuccenings

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Among the ubiquitous happenings and goings on, the lore at the core and accounts of CO's inhabitants continues to evolve-
We aim to document it.

Are the landgates in Chugwater Wy and Trinidad to keep things out.. or something in? πŸ‘οΈβ€πŸ—¨οΈ
#LiveLaughLurk

Photos from Colorado Department of Blarf & Adjacent Obtuse Fuccenings's post 07/09/2026

Such odd coincidences.
What do you make of them?

On a side note-
RMO has been decommissioned through fire season and will pick up again once ordinances have been lifted in order to comply with federal regulations, to ensure the safety of our team members and the public.

There have been NUMEROUS reports of many cases being suspects and confirmed arson, and in lieu, are coordinating with fellow locals to assist with the search for and capture of these criminals putting the public, our research, livelihoods, and containment measures at risk.

It is crucial that our fire crews are able to operate unimpeded and effectively, thereby requiring all residents to do their part in staying out of their way, so as not to be confused for suspects, or liabilities in the same. Thus, in work to mitigate the losses incurred this incredibly challenging summer season, hereby suspended any further outgroup surveys taking place in the high country, and have relegated all other responsibilities to SO group 7161 based out of old campus Lowry for any lingering front range duties, patrols, investigations, etc., in the express purpose of winding down and ceasing.

It goes without saying, we will not be taking any further requests for such services, and thank your for your patience as we pray for our mountain critters and residences displaced by the villains clearly lurking within.
Just know, however long it appears RMOSO may seemingly be dormant, we do in fact see, and document, everything.
Evil, beware the deer eyes and bear ears of the red and yellow hills.
Do be advised, the proper channels will be notified.
πŸ‘οΈβ€πŸ—¨οΈ
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07/05/2026

We can't do *science* without life, guys.
Stop waging war against our mother.
Its rude, and frankly, stinky.
-Mgmt

Webcams - Yellowstone National Park (U.S. National Park Service) 07/05/2026

Our Lord/Lady Amarillo,
We beseech your judgment.
Hold you, as the wheel commands of us, with the tenderness of our foremothers.

SatorArepoTenetOperaRotas:
May all those magicians, of whom hold the wheel, turn the gears with care.
πŸ‘οΈβ€πŸ—¨οΈ

Webcams - Yellowstone National Park (U.S. National Park Service) A variety of webcams provide live views throughout Yellowstone.

Live Earthquake Monitoring of The United States | The Lower 48 06/15/2026

As one of the many cyclic monitoring networks that often goes down for maintenance, changing its video file ID each time making it hard to find, today appears to be our lucky day.

Below you'll find a dedicated U.S. seismographic data livefeed, showing the quakes throughout the interior of the country not otherwise covered on global seismicity maps. Pay attention to the movement moments (green βˆ†'s) as waves of energy are distributed and recorded by local monitoring stations.
Point of emanation in red and orange respective to time lapsed since detection.
We're always concerned when the ground begins to shift near Los Alamos. Los Valles, contrary to popular belief, is an active caldera complex just as dangerous as Yellowstone, although without the vents to relieve the pressure. Just one of a long string of volcanic intrusions from the parental Rockies in Canada ending with the Trans Mexican Volcanic Arc in the gulf of Mexico.

We are more connected than our institutions would have you believe, if you're willing to notice.

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Big 10 Curve at Arvada, Colorado, USA | LIVE Train Camera (PTZ) 06/12/2026

L o c o m o t i v e on the tracks in Arvada. πŸš‚
Also the perfect vantage point to see the ground slightly shifting when you compare faraway object to the edges of the closer shrubs and trees.
Quite strange to realize we sit atop a living, moving, dynamic soil, breathing as we do, feeling us like eczema.
We crawl upon her skin, really, pesky little bloodgnats we are, aren't we? It would be in our best interest to stop poking and prodding the beast, lest she suddenly gets the knack to itch us off her back, flicking us like botflies, no ai.
Just a thought ⏳


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06/11/2026

An average day at the foundation.
We're fun around here, until the entropy kicks in and its back to statistical probabilities of non-coherent barionic fluctuations for standard model dummies.

06/11/2026

As fire season approaches its peak, here is a list of our favorite links to global fire hazard and live GEOSAT dataspreads, other useful weather tracking websites for all manners of research, information, safety outlooks, and more.
Feel free to add if you think we've missed any, all tools are valuable in the belt when out in the field, especially within the unpredictable deserts of the Rocky Mountains.

https://firms.modaps.eosdis.nasa.gov/map/ :24hrs;@0.0,0.0,3.0z

https://www.firemap.live/

https://fire.airnow.gov/ #6/41/-98

https://air.plumelabs.com/air-quality-map

For highly detailed topographic overlays and additional information about Rocky Mountain Geologic Surveys, hazards, volcanism, Parkcams, Webcams, and other useful cross reference data:

https://www.usgs.gov/volcanoes/dotsero-volcanic-center

https://www.usgs.gov/programs/earthquake-hazards/google-earthtmkml-files

https://www.nps.gov/media/multimedia-search.htm %5B%5D=Type%3A%22Webcam%22&sort=Date_Last_Modified%20desc

https://explore.org/livecams/currently-live/mission-wolf-shamans-rock

https://www.youtube.com/live/rvtygG4n6ew?si=BFBIri5oolj4SvuN

https://www.youtube.com/live/eGWaJYQgYIE?si=iZyqaA2CA_xDRyqH

NASA-FIRMS Fire Information for Resource Management System

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