Des Moines,Iowa,USA

It is officially no nut November it will be easy for me because I can not nut because I am a fu***ng city believe it or not.

City of Des Moines

I wish I could eat all of my halloween candy but unfortunately I can not because I am a fu***ng city. :(

City of Des Moines

In the fight between our governor and Trump we are on Trump's side because we hate woman's rights, even if woman already have very little.

City of Des Moines

For Halloween the city will change random traffic lights to other colors for their costumes. For example red lights may be yellow and green may be red. the lights will still have normal laws applied so if you accidentally run a red light that was changed you will still get a ticket. Happy Halloween.

City of Des Moines