Military Combat Tactics & Sophisticated Weapons

Before you encounter them, kindly learn from the points below.

1. Be cautious of the so-called “mchele” (drugging). Carefully check beneath the bra and underwear for anything suspicious.

2. Avoid driving your personal car to the location—use public transport instead.

3. Carry only a small, fixed amount of cash and, if possible, a simple kabambe phone with zero M-Pesa balance. Do not bring your ATM card. These people often target extra sources of money, and “mchele” can easily lead to financial loss.

4. Always check under the bed; sometimes an accomplice may be hiding there, working with the woman to rob you.

NOTE:
Always condomize. Life is given only once, brother.

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