09/15/2026
Apparently, a clarification is necessary regarding DeFlock DFW’s position on vandalism. So we're going to make this painfully, exhaustively, unmistakably clear.
DeFlock DFW does not support violence or vandalism.
We do not support cutting down cameras.
We do not support smashing cameras.
We do not support shooting cameras.
We do not support painting cameras.
We do not support training beavers to chew through camera poles.
We do not support deploying woodpeckers against sensitive electronic components.
We do not support summoning lightning strikes.
We do not support casting spells, hexes, curses, enchantments, or other supernatural means intended to render an ALPR camera inoperable.
We do not support telekinesis.
We do not support asking aliens to abduct the cameras.
We do not support opening an interdimensional portal beneath a Flock camera and banishing it to another plane of existence.
We do not support attacking cameras with Sawzalls.
We do not support attacking cameras with angle grinders, axes, chainsaws, sledgehammers, cordless drills, hydraulic equipment, farm implements, or construction equipment.
We do not support removing cameras with trebuchets, catapults, battering rams, ballistae, or other medieval siege equipment.
And before somebody asks: no, jury nullification does not make any of the above legal.
We do not support setting cameras on fire.
We do not support stealing cameras.
We do not support running cameras over with your truck.
We do not support damaging government property.
We do not support damaging private property.
We do not support trespassing onto someone else's property to damage surveillance equipment.
We do not support violence against police officers, Flock employees, elected officials, people who disagree with us, or even people who agree with us but are exceptionally annoying about it.
We do not support threats, intimidation, destruction, sabotage, arson, assault, battery, mayhem, skulduggery, tomfoolery, shenanigans, or whatever other criminal offense someone might creatively infer from a Facebook comment.
Hopefully we've covered the important bases.
What DeFlock DFW supports is lawful civic action.
We support filing public-information requests.
We support examining contracts.
We support reviewing policies.
We support requesting audit records.
We support investigating how surveillance data is collected, retained, searched, and shared.
We support asking police departments difficult questions.
We support asking elected officials even more difficult questions.
We support showing up at City Council meetings.
We support speaking during public comment.
We support petitions.
We support peaceful demonstrations.
We support talking to journalists.
We support educating our neighbors.
We support legislation.
We support litigation.
We support elections.
We support persuading government officials to turn the cameras off.
And when they won't listen, we support persuading voters to replace them with government officials who will.
We also support humor, satire, memes, and jokes not relating to violence or destruction of property.
Apparently, that last one occasionally requires clarification.
If someone jokes that a few Sawzall blades cost $12 and we respond that there is also “that pesky court charge,” the intended message isn't particularly cryptic:
Don't vandalize cameras. You'll get arrested.
We would much rather see a Flock camera taken down because five councilmembers voted to remove it than because somebody with a Milwaukee Fuel made a series of extremely poor life choices at 2:00 in the morning.
The first creates political change.
The second creates a police report.
Our objective isn't to vandalize the surveillance state. Our objective is to dismantle it lawfully.
We want these systems removed through city councils, commissioners courts, legislatures, courts, elections, public pressure, and the withdrawal of consent by the governed.
And we're perfectly willing to do the tedious work necessary to accomplish that.
We will file records requests.
We will attend meetings.
We will organize residents.
We will investigate abuses.
We will challenge bad arguments.
We will advocate for legislation.
We will demand transparency.
We will make memes.
We will probably make more memes.
Some of those memes may require a functioning sense of humor.
But we aren't going to tell you to grab a Sawzall.
DeFlock DFW opposes violence and vandalism. Full stop.
If anyone remains uncertain whether DeFlock DFW endorses the criminal application of a particular household object, power tool, construction vehicle, woodland creature, medieval weapon, extraterrestrial technology, magical incantation, or supernatural phenomenon against an ALPR camera, please identify it in the comments and we will consider issuing a supplemental clarification.
Please allow 7–10 business days for spellcasting, beaver, and trebuchet-related inquiries.