10/14/2026
Y’all remember when I told the leader of a local dope house and motorcycle hang out spot to police themselves or I would do it for them……… observe exhibit A!
Yesterday while making my random checks of local hot spots peaking my interest, I noticed something peculiar in nature.
When the contraband courier seen me coming down the road, they decided to pull back into the driveway leading to the most interesting house on the street.
I drove on by looking into the rear view mirror and noticed that as soon as I was out of sight, the car pulled out and tried to get some yonder, luckily for me I was already mid turn in a conveniently placed cul-de-sac !
As I caught up to the vehicle, the driver did everything perfect! I mean all the lights worked current registration, they even used a turn signal!!
Only problem is when you come up to a stop sign, there is a big white almost unmissable bar you have to stop at. Against stop at not 6 feet past it!
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The traffic stop…….
While walking up to the car I was hit by a wall of odor. What Oder do you ask? Marry Jane, Refer, Pot or my favorite, the devils lettuce!
I introduced myself like any gentleman policeman should. Stated the reason why I was interrupting their day. I asked if they had any no no drugs in the car, “no officer I don’t do that”
While waiting on a cover unit, I asked the same questions several times and got several different answers, odd!
Once my friend arrived, I began a search of the car which the driver was not happy about!
First make up bag I open……… refer
Second make up bag I open…… refer
Third bag I open….. no not refer, suspected psychedelic fungi 🍄
Fourth bag……. More fungi
5th bag……… a smorgasbord of illegal pills of all different varieties ….. and fungi
6th bag……….. satan salt!
7th bag …… more refer
Do you see a pattern here!?!
Come to find out what I stumbled upon was a rolling Rite Aide Pharmacy, unlicensed of course.
The driver left the area with me wearing bracelets but not the kind from Kay jewelers!
We enjoyed a nice quiet ride to the gray bar motel as we reflected on the drivers life choices.
The driver was checked in for the several invitations they had received and we parted ways!  
Long and short of it, take your illegal activity elsewhere. You know who you are and I know you will read this, just know that I know, that you know, that I know!
Stay safe
Chief
