05/29/2026
The judge made the right call!
BREAKING: LOL! Trump unleashes a Stage 5 atomic meltdown after a federal judge ordered that his name be stripped off the Kennedy Center with a permanent injunction.
Strap in, this one's a doozy...
"Shockingly, a Judge appointed by Barack Hussein Obama, Christopher Cooper, ruled that The Kennedy Center, which was going to close in early July for largescale renovations and construction due to years of neglect, decay, and poor maintenance, and which was to be transformed by the Trump Administration into the Finest Facility of its kind, anywhere in the World, is not allowed to close for these renovations, which would not be possible to properly do without such a closure," Trump wrote on Truth Social.
"Additionally, Judge Cooper ruled that the 36 Member Board of Trustees, which unanimously voted to add the name 'TRUMP' onto the former Kennedy Center, making it The Trump Kennedy Center, did not have the right to do such an addition, and the name, 'TRUMP,' must be removed," he whined.
Earlier today, Judge Cooper ruled that Trump's name must be removed because federal law makes it "crystal clear” that the center is named after John F. Kennedy. He further ruled that the board, which is staffed by Trump toadies, cannot close the center for two years of "renovations." It was a total defeat for the administration and a humiliating black eye for Trump personally.
"The Kennedy Center has lost, over the years, prior to our getting involved a short while ago, Hundreds of Millions of Dollars — In some cases, including ridiculous construction jobs that were done, over 100 Million Dollars a year," Trump continued. "I took great pride in taking over a losing Institution, and looked forward to making it into a Great and Prestigious WINNER for Washington, D.C., and indeed, the United States of America."
In reality, as soon as Trump took over the center it began to wilt. Prominent artists cancelled performances in protest of his meddling and ticket sales plummeted. The planned closure was, at least partially, designed to give Trump a break from all of the bad press around the center.
"Unfortunately, Judge Cooper and the Radical Left would rather see it DIE than have President Trump transform it into something that everyone could be proud of, much as I have done, in many cases, throughout my life, and recently, with all of the construction, renovations, and 'fix ups' that we have completed with the Department of Interior on Waterfalls, Fountains, Monuments, and other things of Beauty that we have brought back to life in a now SAFE AND SECURE, after Record Setting Crime, Washington, D.C., which is thriving like, perhaps, never before!" Trump continued.
Despite his assertions to the contrary, Trump's wasteful "renovations" in D.C. have proven deeply unpopular. He's blowing through our tax dollars on vanity projects that we neither need nor can afford. The insult is rendered all the more galling by the fact that Trump has absolutely no taste when it comes to aesthetics. Everything he oversees ends up looking tacky and cheap.
"Therefore, based on the fact that the Radical Left Democrats care more about opposing your favorite President, ME, than saving a dying Performing Arts Center, almost all of which lose large amounts of money throughout the Country, we are going to be working with Congress to transfer this failing Institution back to them so they can make a determination as to what to do with it," Trump went on.
"Judge Cooper was given a presentation by leading Building and Construction Experts as to how structurally dangerous the Building is, with rotting beams, parking areas that are subject to collapse, and various other Life and Safety problems, in addition to the fact that it also needs a MAJOR renovation, from an aesthetic standpoint, but he was not 'swayed,' and said he wants the Building to, incredibly, remain open and, therefore, dangerous," Trump rambled.
When he handed down his ruling, Cooper stated that the Board of Trustees used “an insufficient, one-sided presentation of information” to justify their closure of the center.
"Judge Cooper should be ashamed of himself!" Trump continued. "I cannot be involved with a situation where danger to the Public is allowed to flourish in plain and open sight. Unless I am free to do what I do better than anyone else, bring this Institution back, physically, financially, and artistically, I have no interest in continuing what could only be a hopeless journey into 'NEVER NEVER LAND.'"
Translation: Trump is waving the white flag. He knows that he has no legal recourse here because federal law clearly states that he cannot slap his name on the Kennedy Center. This Truth Social rant is a pathetic attempt to act like this is somehow his decision, rather than something he was forced to concede.
"There has never been a President of the United States who has been treated so unfairly by the Courts as I but, that’s OK, I will continue to do, what is considered to be, a great job for the wonderful people of our Country," added the convicted felon and likely pe*****le.
"I have instructed the Department of Commerce to make all necessary arrangements with Congress to allow a full and complete transfer of this Institution, giving them the responsibility for its Operation, Maintenance, and Management. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP" he concluded.
If you had to name one building in this country after Trump, which would you choose? Get creative!
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