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Sad: This Man Didn't Check The News For One Hour And Missed The Entirety Of World War III

Sad: This Man Didn't Check The News For One Hour And Missed The Entirety Of World War III SPOKANE, WA — Local man Travis Barnes sadly failed to check his phone for one hour, missing out on the entirety of World War III.

WATCH: Trump Says US Will Now RUN VENEZUELA Until it Can be “Put Back on Track” – “We’re Not Afraid of Boots on the Ground… We’re Going to Make Sure That that Country is Run Properly”

WATCH: Trump Says US Will Now RUN VENEZUELA Until it Can be "Put Back on Track" - "We're Not Afraid of Boots on the Ground... We're Going to Make Sure That that Country is Run Properly" | The Gateway Pundit | by Jordan Conradson President Trump on Saturday told reporters that the United States is going to be “running” Venezuela following the arrest of former President Nicolas Maduro. During a press conference after the US military executed strikes and a ground invasion to capture Maduro and his wife on Saturday at appro...

Crew Of Starship 'Enterprise' Discovers Yet Another New Planet That Looks Shockingly Like Southern California

Crew Of Starship 'Enterprise' Discovers Yet Another New Planet That Looks Shockingly Like Southern California SPACE — The crew of the USS Enterprise made a surprising discovery after landing on yet another planet that looked shockingly like the landscape of Southern California.

Trump Appoints Bernie Navarro, Real Estate Finance Expert, as Ambassador to Peru to Strengthen Economic Ties and Counter Chinese Advance

Trump Appoints Bernie Navarro, Real Estate Finance Expert, as Ambassador to Peru to Strengthen Economic Ties and Counter Chinese Advance - Gateway Hispanic President Donald Trump has announced the nomination of Bernie Navarro as the next United States ambassador to the Republic of Peru, highlighting his

Ukraine Strikes Bar in Kherson Killing 24 – Including a Child – And Wounding 50, as Russians Send US ‘Decrypted Drone Data’ Proving Massive Attack Against Putin’s Residence

Ukraine Strikes Bar in Kherson Killing 24 – Including a Child – And Wounding 50, as Russians Send US ‘Decrypted Drone Data’ Proving Massive Attack Against Putin’s Residence | The Gateway Pundit | by Paul Serran Zelensky has gone too far.

Perfect Day Ruined By People

Perfect Day Ruined By People SALEM, OR — Once again, a perfect day has been ruined by the existence of people.

No Theft of Russian Sovereign Assets: Belgium & Orbán Stop the EU’s Legal Madness

No Theft of Russian Sovereign Assets: Belgium & Orbán Stop the EU's Legal Madness | The Gateway Pundit | by Guest Contributor Guest post by Drieu Godefridi While Brussels was preparing yet another moralistic coup against reality, Belgium pulled the emergency brake.

Exclusive: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Copy Of Trump‘s New Year’s Resolutions

Exclusive: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Copy Of Trump‘s New Year’s Resolutions It's the end of December, which means people all over the world are making their lists of New Year's resolutions for 2026 — and President Donald Trump is no different.

Best-Rated Head of State on Earth, El Salvador’s Nayib Bukele Floats ‘Staying in Power for Another Decade’

Best-Rated Head of State on Earth, El Salvador’s Nayib Bukele Floats ‘Staying in Power for Another Decade’ | The Gateway Pundit | by Paul Serran If not for a family promise, Bukele could rule for years on end.

Wife Starts Making Plans for Next Christmas

Wife Starts Making Plans for Next Christmas SARATOGA SPRINGS, UT — Local wife Brittany Spencer was reportedly seen starting her Christmas planning for next year on December 26th.

BREAKING: Federal Agents Descend on Suspected Somali Fraud Sites in Minneapolis (VIDEO)

BREAKING: Federal Agents Descend on Suspected Somali Fraud Sites in Minneapolis (VIDEO) | The Gateway Pundit | by Cristina Laila Agents with the Department of Homeland Security are on the ground going door-to-door at suspected Somali fraud sites in Minneapolis following journalist Nick Shirley’s viral video revealing rampant fraud in the Somali community.

The Babylon Bee Announces Its 'Persons Of The Year' Awards For 2025

The Babylon Bee Announces Its 'Persons Of The Year' Awards For 2025 As we close out 2025, the time has come to announce the greatest of all awards, that prize far more coveted than a mere Nobel Prize or Oscar. After hours of intense debate, countless votes, and the sacking of two employees, we are now ready to reveal The Babylon Bee's Persons of the Year: