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10/14/2026

Jon Ossoff doesn’t even have to insult Mike Collins. He just reminds people what Collins believes about 2020 and lets the silence do the work. Sometimes the funniest joke in politics is simply reading someone’s actual position aloud.

10/14/2026

Kimberly Guilfoyle spent years defending Trump, dating Junior, and planning her place in the dynasty. Now Donald says she’s not family. Imagine getting kicked out of the Trump family group chat and finding out on live television.

10/14/2026

Katie Zacharia accidentally called Trump “my husband.” Somewhere, Melania is opening a bottle of ch*****ne and calling her attorney. After all these years, someone finally volunteered to take the job. And she didn’t even ask for a salary.

10/14/2026

The new White House Press Secretary apparently needs help reading a basic welcome message. Maybe the administration should add a literacy test to its hiring process. At this point, the bar isn’t low. It’s underground.

10/14/2026

JD Vance thinks implying someone is gay is an insult. Fascinating coming from a man whose most famous romantic rumor involves a sectional sofa. Maybe sit this one out, JD. Preferably somewhere the furniture feels safe.

10/13/2026

RUSSIA JUST GOT UNPLUGGED. Ukrainian drones struck three Yandex data centers, and automated traffic plunged. Zelenskyy says the internet suddenly feels less toxic. Did Putin’s propaganda machine just lose its Wi-Fi?

10/13/2026

THIS IS WHAT AUTHORITARIANISM LOOKS LIKE. Trump calls protesters “scum” while security removes someone from his rally. Peaceful dissent isn’t a threat to democracy. A president who treats dissent as the enemy is.

10/13/2026

Shane Gillis, stop being an as***le. Women don’t need your approval to work out. Misogyny isn’t comedy. Maybe just go back to the sauna with Joe and Theo.

10/13/2026

Grandpa Trump has officially lost his inside voice. He’s describing Jon Husted’s ass, hands, and body to an entire crowd. Even the creepy uncle at Thanksgiving knows when to stop talking.

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10/10/2026

BREAKING: Trump is apparently baffled by the existence of a name like Abdul El-Sayed. Imagine living in America, a country built by immigrants, and still acting surprised when someone has a name that isn’t Bob or Steve. COURIER

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