Putting the 'just us' in justice. This page is dedicated to encouraging professionalism and transparency in the Manchester Police Department. Weaponized Satire.
05/08/2026
Are you a narcissist who's always dreamed of getting paid for your power trips?
Do you get your rocks off abusing the civil liberties of your fellow citizens?
Do you like living off the taxpayers, while bleeding your neighbors dry with traffic tickets for minor offenses?
Then you might be a great fit for Manchester Police Department!
Note, we no longer require you to be racist or hateful towards minorities, but it IS a bonus !
Listen here, you don't have to like it, you just have to comply!
Everyone wants to cry "PoLiCe BrUtAlItY!" But nobody wants to commend Officer Ketcham for doing his best to become a pokemon Master by catching them all!
Besides, this was pretty tame compared to what some of you deserve. Maybe next time you'll think twice, and instead of recording, go lend a hand!
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08/13/2025
Guy wouldn't take no for an answer when the dispatchers told him he couldn't report the IRS for theft.
08/10/2025
You people are never happy. It takes a minimum of 10 parking tickets to Narcan each ju**ie on the sidewalk. This officer deserves a medal for prompt triage of priorities.
06/02/2025
We're happy to celebrate PRIDE with our LGBT Community this June!
We here at MPD have always been proud members of the community, because The B stands for Bottoms, and ACAB means All Cops Are Bottoms!
Damn straight this is hero stuff. This officer deserves a medal for expedient action!
04/09/2025
Miranda thinks she's special.
Girl, you have no idea the trauma imposed by answering your needy calls all day.
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04/09/2025
Omg Bryce, mind your business already!
Stop snitching and let us do our God damned job! Or you're next!
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Next month, on May 7th, you can come meet the hardest working member of The Manchester PD, our comfort dog Patch!
That's right, dealing with you folks is a tough job, and our officers need the comfort of Patch at the end of a shift to offload some of that trauma burden, especially the ones who don't have wives to take from them.
We're over on Valley Street, come on down!
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04/08/2025
I swear we can't make anyone happy anymore.
Listen, good people don't have tattoos, it's as simple as that. Anyways, El Salvador is a tropical paradise, they're lucky they get a free trip!
And everyone knows seniors are dangerous, what if he hit someone with his voting record!
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This is a great way to make sure you're staying out of the way when we're trying to set someone else up