Off Water

off water check in:

posted 83% less last week. notifications were too much while i was staying off alcohol. that's on me.
why are you here
A) MEMPHIS SANDWICH 🥪CLIQUE🥪/Sandwiches in general 🥪
😎 Memphis
C) humor
D) just watching
drop the letter. i'll post more of the top two.
what time do you actually see posts
morning / lunch / evening / late
comment time too. i'll stick to whatever wins.

Rambling about food i like online… want anything from the imagination store?

Eternally, grateful for Elon Musk existing.

ay yo target baby wipes are causing bacteria now… funny my ex used target wipes in her bathroom and she aint have a baby… lol

she prolly itchy

did you know Reelfoot Lake State Park is the ONLY non man made lake in Tennessee?

comment an emoji if you didnt know that.

…ignore if you did.

people act like service work is beneath them cause they think it's just kids who goofed off in school. it's not. most pick it cause you don't gotta be perfect, just efficient. that's the freedom part.
pay people enough so tips ain't rent, they're just "keep my seat warm" money. that's why i love when the bartender tells someone to move cause that's my seat. i earned it by showing up and tipping right.
i'm 32 now. i'm done dumbing myself down so old dudes at the bar can pretend they got a shot. she's nice cause you tip. it's not that deep lol.
and to the girls working through college, we know you're just being nice to pay tuition. we see it. respect the hustle.

runny egg