06/09/2015
First Nunu talk about Willump like he not there.
"Speak softly, ride big yeti." They see big yeti. They know about big yeti. It not really taunt or joke. Why you no let me taunt? I say more things than "Harrumph" if Riot and Nunu let me.
Then, Nunu get all credit for my powers. All Nunu do is throw snowball. I eat minion. I boil blood to go fast. I make snow storm to kill enemy. Why people say "I got kill by Nunu ulti?" It WILLUMP Ulti, Nunu just there for ride.
Then, Riot give all Willump powers to dirty pirate man. Why dirty pirate man slow people? With sticky grease from weird pointy hair? Why dirty pirate man get health back from eat orange? Minion MUCH bigger, harder to eat than orange. More vitamin. Orange even get rid of debuff? It no make any sense.
Riot take my powers, too, say I am too strong in forest. I am yeti, I am from forest, of course I am good in forest. But no, my ice too strong, my eat bite do too more damage, so, they take powers. Then, make forest "land of circle drawers" where only people who draw always circle on ground can go. I draw circle, but only level six and it too strong for forest. I only eat one minion at time, cannot keep up. I am kicked out from forest. I am kicked out from home. Riot, how you do this? Why you do this to yeti?
Finally, as last insult, riot release "first mounted champion" as naked girl on pig. First, pig not even do anything. It just run around. Second, naked girl too stupid. Human not meant for cold, even Nunu wear big coat, but naked girl only wear metal top (still cold) and furry shoulder (shoulder not even that important for warm) so I no tell how she still alive. Final, most important, if Nunu not mounted champion, WHAT I BEEN DOING THEN? Nunu called "yeti rider" for reason. Being mount only thing I had left, and you take it Riot. You take and take. What next? You change my ult to single target nuke? You increase cooldown on my eat bite so I starve? Only way for Yeti to play game now is SUPPORT. That is state I in.
