My campaign is open. Only kitties should be orange. RIP Bart. I'll make you proud.
Ms Luna for President 2024
Ms. Luna's Presidential campaign I believe there should be a litter box in every house, a fish in every pot and universal pet healthcare!
I'm a little young right now, only 10 years old in cat years. I was born on 5 June 2017 and I have a birth certificate to prove it. I was born in Connecticut and not Siam as my lying opponents claim. My tax returns are an open book. I believe in PetMed insurance for all (to be paid for by Humans) and free food and a warm bed for all homeless animals. I believe in a Wall around the White House to keep him controlled. Only kitties should be orange. π³οΈβππ€©πΊπΈπ¨π¦
12/28/2018
Regret to inform you all that Bart has withdrawn from the campaign due to a death in the family. His. He will now attempt to establish labor unions in kitty heaven.
VOTE BLUE
OR VOTE BART(???)
Let me sleep! I have two and a half years yet!
Perennial candidate for president, Bart, has "Officially" announced his candidacy for President in 2020. As he is the first candidate to announce, he is asking the federal government for matching funds.
Remember, Bart stands for fair taxation for all. Taxes on hoomans will be CUT by .0007%. Dogs will have their taxes cut by 50%, but they will be assessed a P**p Surcharge of 76.934% for the duration of their pooping. Felines, as the nations only truly elite, will have their taxes eliminated entirely. Any National debt accrued by these changes in the tax code will be paid for by the reduction of overseas aid to Nambia.
09/30/2017
Bart has now passed Trump in the polls! Get on the band wagon of the next President of the United States. A free chicken for every cat and universal, single payer health care for ever kitty, even puppies! πΊ
06/01/2017
Viva El Presidente!
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