When I become president, all Burger Kings MUST change their name to King Burger and provide a crown on the top of every burger. No exceptions.
Porky Minch for President 2020
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Vote for me if you want to live. It is your duty as a citizen to vote, and that vote would best go to the best and smartest candidate running, Porky Minch.
Vice Presidential Candidate: Masked Man
01/19/2019
I will serve lots of hamburgers, all fresh...ly from the trash.
Teaching some of my monkalruses and reconstructed lions some keyboarding skills so they can keep this page updated! You will soon see the fruits of my efforts...
01/15/2019
We will make the world glorious under our new anthem. All hail me! Spankety spankety!
MOTHER 3-His Highness' Theme Mother 3 Porky's theme song. If you have any requests, please post a comment.
I will run again and again until I win. Too bad others can't be so lucky and as smart as me. Sad!
Everyone, the polls are open and the time is now. Think the election this year sucks? Vote for me instead! Do it now! Spankety Spankety Spankety!
08/18/2016
Barack Obama himself publicly supports us now. We can't lose!
05/04/2016
May the Pork be with you.
03/16/2016
We made it everyone! 420!
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