The Whitewater Zoo

The Whitewater Zoo

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NYC's most fashionable year round waystation for drunk hippos, rhinos, lions, leopards, vipers, black panthers, pumas, stingrays, hyenas, and zookeepers.

There are too many qualities about The Whitewater Zoo to praise, but here's an all too short list of some of them:

*A comfortable atmosphere, with the thermostat often set to 77 and almost daily thermostat checks done by the friendliest of staff.

*To date, the number of entrants on the Wall of Shame remains almost inconceivably low. The animals respect the Zoo and/or can tolerate disgusting amo

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450 W 42nd Street, Apt 41H
New York, NY
10036