The Whitewater Zoo

The Whitewater Zoo

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NYC's most fashionable year round waystation for drunk hippos, rhinos, lions, leopards, vipers, black panthers, pumas, stingrays, hyenas, and zookeepers.

There are too many qualities about The Whitewater Zoo to praise, but here's an all too short list of some of them:

*A comfortable atmosphere, with the thermostat often set to 77 and almost daily thermostat checks done by the friendliest of staff.

*To date, the number of entrants on the Wall of Shame remains almost inconceivably low. The animals respect the Zoo and/or can tolerate disgusting amo

New York City's Most Famous Landmark from Other Famous Landmarks 10/31/2016

it's a miracle Kaylan gets any work done when she has such an amazing view of The Whitewater Zoo

New York City's Most Famous Landmark from Other Famous Landmarks 05/25/2016

The Whitewater Zoo's cameo on Mr. Robot

New York City's Most Famous Landmark from Other Famous Landmarks 04/21/2016

The Whitewater Zoo's cameo in the movie Money Monster

New York City's Most Famous Landmark from Other Famous Landmarks 04/20/2016

The Whitewater Zoo's cameo on The Daily Show

New York City's Most Famous Landmark from Other Famous Landmarks 03/16/2016

A picture of The Whitewater Zoo in Sea Bass' apartment

New York City's Most Famous Landmark from Other Famous Landmarks 03/11/2016
New York City's Most Famous Landmark from Other Famous Landmarks 02/23/2016

The Zoo's cameo on Showtime's Billions

New York City's Most Famous Landmark from Other Famous Landmarks 12/06/2015

The Whitewater Zoo from the MiMA helicopter tour (courtesy Johnny)

New York City's Most Famous Landmark from Other Famous Landmarks 10/20/2015

The Whitewater Zoo from One World Trade Center's observatory deck (picture courtesy of Karissa)

Napping at the Zoo While the Zookeeper Works 09/21/2015
Napping at the Zoo While the Zookeeper Works 09/17/2015

the guests have it good

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450 W 42nd Street, Apt 41H
New York, NY
10036