AC Cacace for Governor of New York

Thank You White Men 🤞🏻😍😍😍😍

White people are the true minorities…

Big news coming soon…

A message from AC:

"It is with a heavy heart that I officially concede the race for mayor of this semi-functioning metropolis. The people have spoken - and unfortunately, they were sober when they voted.

If anyone is interested in storming the Capitol at any point, I can pull back my concession.

My vision for New York of turning Times Square into a giant silent disco, bringing back giant soda cups, and declaring war against all the squirrels in Central Park would have really turned this city around. For whatever reason, that wasn't enough for you ungrateful motherf---

I believe my opponent in this primary election were done unfairly. I offered a karaoke contest, but they said no. Mamdani may have won this primary, but he doesn't have a city pigeon army that obeys their every command. And a key to a Citi Bike.

To my loyal supporters - all three of you - I thank you.

Because I am now $48,000 in campaign debt, I am going back to Fifties Prime Time Cafe and Spa and running a haunted bagel cart in Bushwick.

Thank you, New York City. But also f* you."

*AC has been escorted from the computer by a Times Square Elmo*

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AC (They/Them): Independent Visionary, Reluctant Revolutionary, Full-Time Chaos Consultant

AC is a proudly unaffiliated political force of nature who describes their platform as “post-partisan, pre-apocalyptic, and pro fascism.” Known for showing up to rallies in a velvet robe and Daddy Shrek hat, AC brings bold ideas and absolutely zero filter to the national conversation.

After majoring in Vague Studies with a minor in Dramatic Exits, AC briefly worked as a freelance cult disruptor before realizing their true calling: running for office on a platform of radical transparency, stylish anarchy, and universally subsidized brunch.

Their policy goals include:

Replacing the Senate with a group chat.
Mandating siestas and optional pants.
Legalizing “just vibing” as a civic duty.
Funding local libraries via competitive karaoke nights.
Defunding boredom.

Critics call AC “confusing, shirtless, and unstoppable.” Supporters call them “the political equivalent of a triple espresso with glitter.” AC doesn’t care either way—as long as there's room for a dance break and a little light property reallocation (all in good fun, of course).

When not disrupting the status quo, AC can be found leading interpretive protest dances in public parks, yelling “reparations for Italians!” from a fixed-gear bike, or live-tweeting city council meetings with suspicious enthusiasm.

AC: They came. They saw.