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09/07/2026

I do this for our Country, not myself. I've made Hundreds of Billions of Dollars on Stocks, and many other type Holdings, for the U.S.A., not myself, and all I do is get criticized by the Radical Left Dumocrats.

Very unfair, but what can you do! -President DONALD J. TRUMP

07/04/2026

TONIGHT IS THE UNVEILING OF THE AMERICA 250 IMPROVEMENTS TO THE NEWLY RENAMED "DONALD TRUMP PRESENTS MOUNT RUSHMORE" WITH ALL GOLDEN RENOVATIONS.

A GOLDEN GRIFT SHOP FEATURING LEFTOVER TRUMP STEAKS AND TRUMP VODKA FROM MY FAILED BUSINESSES. ALSO THE GOLD TRUMP BIBLE, WHICH ALL PRIESTS HAVE AGREED, IS A GRIFT TO MANKIND.

BUT TODAY IS THE 4TH OF JULY, THE DAY WE CELEBRATE THE DECLARATION THAT SOME MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, AND THE WOMEN... WELL, IF YOU'RE FAMOUS, THEY LET YOU WALK RIGHT UP AND GRAB THEM BY THE P***Y.

THIS NATION WAS FOUNDED 250 YEARS AGO ON THE PRINCIPLE THAT THE BROWN PEOPLE THAT LIVED HERE SHOULD GET OUT, AND THE ONES THAT DON'T LIVE HERE, SHOULD BE ABDUCTED AND TRANSPORTED ACROSS THE OCEAN AGAINST THEIR WILL.

IN THE 250 YEARS SINCE OUR FOUNDING, WE HAVE LEARNED TO MAYBE NOT DO ONE OF THOSE THINGS. HAPPY 4TH OF JULY! -President DJT

06/19/2026

TODAY IS JUNETEENTH. THE DAY WE THANK BLACK ANCESTORS LIKE... JEFFERSON DAVIS? (WAS HE BLACK? HE SOUNDS BLACK.) ALSO THE GUY FROM BLACK SNAKE MOAN AND SNAKES ON A PLANE. THAT GUY SEEMS YUGELY IN LOVE WITH SNAKES. AND OF COURSE THERE'S NO FORGETTING AMERICA'S DAD, MR. BILL COSBY.

OF COURSE I HONOR MYSELF ON THIS DAY, AS A MANDINGAH WARRIOR, SINCE I JUST SINGLE HANDEDLY DEFEATED IRAN IN NEGOTIATIONS. AND ALSO BECAUSE MANY PEOPLE TELL ME I HAVE A BLACK SOUL. ✊🏿

AS WE ALL KNOW JUNETEENTH WAS ESTABLISHED BY THOMAS JEFFERSON BECAUSE HE WAS REALLY IN LOVE WITH SALLY HEMINGWAY AND ALL THOSE DUMB NOVELS SHE WAS WRITING ABOUT OLD MEN AT THE SEA. GET OVER IT ALREADY, ALL BLACK PEOPLE AREN'T SPECIAL JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT TO MARRY ONE AND YOU'RE ON THE $10 BILL.

I'M THE MOST SPECIAL PRESIDENT AND ON THE $250 DOLLAR BILL. WHICH, I'VE BEEN ASSURED, WON'T BE USED EXCLUSIVELY BY CO***NE ADDICTED STOCK TRADERS AND THE PAUL BROTHERS.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER. -President DJT

06/16/2026

MANY YEARS AGO, WHEN I PROMISED AMERICA THAT I, DONALD J. TRUMP, THE HOTTEST PRESIDENT IN THE NATION, WOULD "DRAIN THE SWAMP" MANY PEOPLE SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE. THEY'D SAY "MR. PRESIDENT," CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? THEY CALLED ME MR. PRESIDENT. THEY'D SAY "MR. PRESIDENT, LEAVE IT ALONE! IT CAN'T BE DONE!"

I TOLD THEM "HOW THE HELL ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO PROFIT FROM THE PRESIDENCY, IF WE DON'T GET RID OF THE RULES AND REGULATIONS THAT STOP ME FROM GETTING MONEY? WELL, THE "DUMOCRATS" DIDN'T HAVE AN ANSWER FOR THAT. NEITHER DID JOE "HUSSEIN" BIDEN AND "SLEEPY" BARACK OBAMA.

EVEN PEOPLE IN MY OWN OFFICE WERE SUSPISHUS. RFK TOLD ME "PLEASE SIR! JUST GIVE ME 10 MINUTES ALONE IN THE SWAMP BEFORE YOU DRAIN IT! I CAN PRACTICALLY *TASTE* THE ALGAE AND FERMENTS." AND FETTERMAN KEPT WHINING THAT WE WERE GONNA DRAIN HIS CHILDHOOD HOME, WHERE HE LIVED WITH RUDY GULIANI, WHO IS A DONKEY.

THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WAS THAT AFTER DRAINING THE SWAMP, I WAS PLANNING ON MAKING AN EVEN BETTER SWAMP. WHICH I HAVE DONE, PERFECTLY. BECAUSE DONALD JABBERWOCKY TRUMP DELIVERS ON HIS PROMISES. MAKE SWAMPS GREATER AGAIN.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER - President DJT

06/15/2026

MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING 'GINA HAS THE BEST HUGH SPEED RAIL. AMERICA CAN DO HOT RAILS AND SPEED JUST AS WELL AS ANYONE ELSE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER. -President DJT

06/14/2026

ART OF THE DEAL, BABY! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER. -President DJT

06/13/2026

TOMORROW IS AMERICA'S 250TH BIRTHDAY. THE TRADITIONAL DAY THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE WAS SIGNED BY THAT GUY WHOSE NAME IS NOW SYNOMALOUS.. SYNOMALYZED... SYNOM-NOMALY WITH SIGNATURES, "JOHN AUTO-PEN", SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE A YUGE PARTY HERE AT THE WHITE HOUSE.

ALL THE BEST PEOPLE ARE INVITED AND I EVEN HIRED EXTRA SECURITY TO KEEP OUT ERIC. (SINCE CHINA WOULDN'T KEEP HIM AS PART OF OUR TRADE AGREEMENT AND ALSO I TRIED TO LEAVE HIM, BUT HE STILL MADE IT BACK ON THE PLANE) ALL SPONSORED BY BUDLIGHT, A VERY NON-WOKE B**R, THAT WE DEFINITELY WEREN'T SHOOTING LIKE A YEAR AGO.

ANYWAYS, I GOT THE POOL ALL CLEANED UP. IT'S SO CLEAN YOU CAN FACE YOUR DEMONS IN YOUR REFLECTION, AND IT'S JUST IN TIME TO FORCE EVERYONE TO CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY... I MEAN... THE NATION'S BIRTHDAY... WHICH I'M SURE IS IMPORTANT TO SOME LOSERS. -President DJT

06/05/2026

I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT. EVEN IN REGARDS TO BREATH AND IN RELATION TO MOON. WEARING HELMETS IS A THING FOR FOR LOSERS. MY UNCLE WAS A VERY SMART GUY WHO WENT TO M.I.T., HE MET A GUY WHO WORE A HELMET ON A MOTORCYCLE THAT DIED. VERY GRUESOME.

MOON AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
IRAN CAN'T BLOCK MOON OIL. I'M GOING TO MOVE ALL THE MOON OIL THROUGH THE STRAIGHT OF HOR-MOON. AND THERE ISN'T ANYTHING THEY CAN DO ABOUT IT... BESIDES MAKE A COOL LEGO VIDEO WITH A CATCHY SONG. AND WE ARE VERY CLOSE TO MAKING LEGO ILLEGAL. WHICH, SOME PEOPLE SAY, WAS THE ENTIRE GOAL OF THE WAR AND MAKES THE IRAN WAR A GREAT SUCCESS.

SO WE WIN.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER. -President DJT

05/27/2026

MY THIRD ANNUAL EXAM THIS YEAR WAS JUST DONE AND THE MEDICAL TEAM SAYS I AM A PERFECT SPECIMEN WITH THE EXACT NORMAL AMOUNT OF ROTTED SKIN. I HAVE THE HEALTHIEST, STRONGEST TUMORS THE DOCTOR HAS EVER SEEN. 100% EVERYTHING.

I IDENTIFIED EVERY SHAPE ON THE SMARTNESS TEST: SQUARE, CIRCLE, TRIANGLE, GIRAFFE AND WOMAN. THE DOCTOR WAS SO IMPRESSED HE CALLED IN SEVERAL OTHER DOCTORS AND THEY HAD A LONG PRIVATE CONVERSATION, BEFORE CALLING IN SOME SPECIALISTS TO DISCUSS HOW I'M THE MOST SPECIAL PRESIDENT WE'VE EVER HAD. WHICH I ALREADY KNEW, BECAUSE MY MOM ALWAYS TOLD ME I WAS A SPECIAL BOY.

THE ONLY THING THAT HAS EVER BEEN WRONG WITH ME WAS BONESPURS, WHICH KEPT ME OUT OF VIETNAM, BUT NOW THAT IM 100% PERFECTLY HEALTHY, I DON'T NEED TO GO TO BORING LOSER VIETNAM (WHO NOBODY EVEN TALKS AVOUT ABOUT ANYMORE) BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT, ANYWHERE JOHN MCCAIN WENT WAS A DUMB WASTE OF TIME. THERE WASNT EVEN ANY OIL TO "LIBERATE".

ANYWAYS, I'M ALIVE AND JOHN MCCAIN IS DEAD AND I ONLY LIKE PEOPLE WHO ARE LIVING AND NOT CAPTURED LOSER POWS. HAPPY LATE MEMORIAL DAY OR WHATEVER. -President DJT

05/24/2026

I REALLY WANT TO LOCK THEM UP. IN MY DUNGEON. DON'T LOOK INTO IT. IT'S FOR NORMAL LOCK UP REASONS AND NOT AS PERTAINS TO FE**SH.

BELIEVE ME, I'M NOT TAKING ANY PERSONAL PLEASURE FROM THIS AT ALL. I PROMISE I WAS JUST RUBBING THE KETCHUP OFF MY EXTREMELY LARGE, NON-TINY, YUGE, MAN-HANDS ONTO THE CROTCH OF MY PANTS. SERIOUSLY.

I'M NOT WEIRD. HAVE YOU SEEN JD VANCE AND MY SONS? NOW THOSE ARE SOME GRADE A WEIRDOS. TOTAL "COVER YOUR DRINK" CLUB IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE, AM I RIGHT?

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON OBAMA IN BO***GE!

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