10/14/2026
Once upon a time, in a land FAR, FAR AWAY, there lived a magical printer. It printed on the first try. It never jammed. It never flashed an error message. It never pretended to connect but didn't actually connect. It faxed upon request. And did so in a timely manner. It never demanded a sacrifice of paper, ink, or the last shred of a librarian’s sanity. Just a simple click… and it PRINTED. 😱✨
Unfortunately, we don't own that printer 😂
Our copy, fax, and printing services are currently DOWN. Welll, ish. They are cooperating around 20% of the time. So please don't swim here in hopes of sending a fax or printing your amazon return label! If you are brave (and a little desperate)...then come on over! But if you arrive and it doesn't work. Don't blame the nice librarian. She is an innocent bystander in the story.
Thank you for your patience while we attempt to reason with the machines. Send coffee. ☕🤣