Southern Allegheny Paramedic Rescue

Employees,

Do not use the narcotics safe to store personal fi****ms.
-C1

Employees,
Pay attention to the most important thing you’ll learn at the EMS conference.
-C1

Employees,
Do to an incident with 3rd Shift, nobody is permitted to compete in the skills showdown.
-C1

Employees,
Do to an incident with L1, we will be celebrating pie day with cake.
-C1

Employees,
Daylight savings is tomorrow and that means beanies are no longer authorized.
-C1

Employees,
***STORM MODE***
Everyone is aware of the storm tonight. Their is no excuse for anyone not coming to they’re shift on time.
-C1

Employees,
Affective immediately, no one is permitted to moonlight at a pizza shop.
-C1

Employees,
Remainder, therapy is available threw you’re occupational health contractor.
-C1

Employees,
Unfortunately, kickbacks from the local magor healthcare monopoly have not yet tricked down too you. Maybe next year.
-C1

Employees,
Do to a incident with 3rd Shift, you can no longer use the station address as you’re personal shipping address.
-C1

Public, take notice
-C1