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08/10/2026

As many of you are aware, a new page has surfaced on Facebook addressing several local figures and policies using exhaustive Ai depictions. We have received several messages asking if we are associated. We are not going to name the page but we will say we are not affiliated nor do we know who operates the page.

We certainly do not share the opinions expressed by that page. Despite our years of ribbing, we support all our local law enforcement (except that weirdness constantly going on in Cohutta).

05/09/2026

As many of you are aware, the shenanigans in the Town of Cohutta reached a fever pitch a few days ago and have boiled over into full blown chicanery.

We did not have a representative at the meeting as we would not be caught dead in Cohutta or the other third world cities between there and our beloved Rocky Face. However, we did see the recap on Tele Mundo News. We want to make sure we got our facts straight.

During a special called meeting of the Mayor and Council, things grew tense. Someone forgot to charge the Bluetooth speaker and the audience couldn't hear what was going on. As the tension grew, the Mayor attempted to escape by flipping off the lights and sneaking out the back door. The plot was foiled when emergency power kicked on, not to mention it was broad daylight.

The council immediately went into executive session. At that time the Mayor "ran out to get milk" and never returned. After waiting over an hour, the council returned without the Mayor. The Mayor Pro Tem (it's Latin, google it) took charge.

Appearing as comfortable as a barbed wire girdle, the fella did his best. To mixed reaction, he announced Big Enos, Little Enos and the merry band of dwarves would be reinstated.

So, things are back to the status quo for now. Jake Brakers beware, the speed trap has reopened and the T-shirt Wars may resume (IYKYK).

Did we miss anything?

05/06/2026

Ahem, work with me because it's been a long, long time...

As many of you are aware, chaos reigns in the badlands known as the Town of Cohutta. The little village is in turmoil and people are out of work. There is a lot of information out there but, we want to make sure we are all caught up.

Here is what we think we know so far.

As in most backwater towns, the mayors wife is an employee of the city. We understand she is the new city clerk who took over for herself as she was the old city clerk. City Employees declared shenanigans as she was allegedly engaging in some form of tomfoolery. Chief Fowler (aka Big Enos) and his son (aka Little Enos) who worked for him tried to stay out of the fray as their merry band of dwarves went all in. With solidarity on their side, the officers declared "Well, they can't fire us all!". To which, big Ron (aka Boss Hogg) replied "Hold my beer".

We understand everyone got the boot and Whifield County S.O. will be attempting to bring order to the wasteland. I'm not sure how the upper crust will respond to law enforcement that isn't under their thumb.

This leaves us at Rocky Face P.D. conflicted. As much as we have voiced our disapproval of the former chief and the stench of nepotism he brought with him, we hate to see front line officers treated poorly. We hope anyone who would consider working for that dumpster of a fire of a town as a new chief or officer would remember this day and the former officers land on their feet at a legitimate law enforcement agency.

That being said, did we miss anything?

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701 Government Center PKWY Suite 50
Rocky Face, GA
30740

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 12pm
1pm - 3:45pm
Wednesday 9am - 12pm
1pm - 3:45pm
Friday 9am - 12pm
1pm - 3:45pm
Saturday 12pm - 6pm

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