04/25/2025
Today, the Consulate of Slowjamastan endured a diplomatic invasion from Germany. Michael and his tiny ambassadors, Luca and Sia, arrived for peace talks.
The Sultan, in a rare act of benevolence, posed for propaganda photos and allowed the youth to try on his royal headgear—clearly unaware of the potential coup brewing in those innocent eyes.
06/13/2024
We welcome you to The Consulate! By appointment only, of course. And bring snacks. The Sultan loves snacks.
05/31/2024
Visitors to The Consulate...please stay ALERT!
SULTAN UNDER SURVEILLANCE!, The Republic of Slowjamastan
Yankee Spies Caught Peeking at Consulate: Sultan's Enchiladas Caught in the Crossfire! BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF...
05/14/2024
Ben from West Virginia, United States of America visits The Consulate.
02/17/2024
Americans visit The Consulate in San Diego, take a risk and pose with The Sultan’s hat.
They are now missing (the Americans, not the hats!)
01/11/2024
James, Julie and Bryce visit The Consulate for an honorary passport stamping and a plate of slightly expired Cheese Nips. The Sultan is a gracious host.
08/22/2023
🎩✨ Hail to the visitors of The Consulate of Slowjamastan! 🎉
We tip our nonchalant hats to you for gracing us with your presence and sharing a leisurely moment with none other than The Sultan of Slow Jams himself. 👑 His Royal Slowness was delighted to swap tales of leisure and the art of taking it easy with such esteemed guests.
08/22/2023
Thank you for making our Consulate great!
08/06/2023
Alonzo visits The Consulate!
07/13/2023
Welcome Ben, our dear new citizen from Kenya 🇰🇪