Mike Cosentino

To my fellow Democrats:
Our ridiculous actions CREATED the atmosphere that allowed the Fanta Felon to prosper. We have to fix ourselves in order to save our country.

Seriously, we need to talk about the subtext in the classics! Thinking back to that Christmas night when the *real* drama wasn't the snow, but the hidden messages we all missed. I tried to bridge the gap between cozy winter vibes and... well, you know the other one. The reaction on stage was priceless when I dropped this line comparing old-school charm to modern confessions. What’s your favorite song with a secret meaning? #Standup #Comedy #StagePerformance #FunnyMoments #MusicDebate

How Tariffs are Hurting America:

Repost from @generationofreason • Scott Galloway on tariffs and trade wars #foryou #trump #america #economics

Unprecedented Corruption;
Trump out-corrupted himself.

Trump’s pardon of cryptocurrency billionaire Changpeng Zhao is the latest in a string of indefensible and corrupt clemencies. Now, Trump tells 60 Minutes he has no idea who the guy is! Mind blown. Again.

Spin away, ReTrumplicans.
Make it make sense.

South park goes political #trump #america #maga #southpark #politics #debt #money #government #uk

Please help the ReTrumplicans help the poor billionaires!

If it wasn’t for sarcasm, I don’t think we’d survive this circus. 🤦‍♂️ The president’s “big beautiful bill?” It screws over every working-class American. Period. No matter how they try to dress it up, it’s a direct attack on everyday people. We’re being forced to fund a system that guts the programs we actually believe in—like Medicare and Medicaid—so billionaires can keep their 5th yacht docked properly. Once they slash these programs, we won’t get them back. And by the time folks realize it’s become a full-blown “us vs. them” dystopia, it will be too late. billionaires do not become billionaires by their willingness to give. They are hoarders and we are handing our country directly to them. Whatever we give them, they will not give back. They have proven that time and time again. this isn’t about us selling soap. This is about having a country to be able to run a business in tomorrow. Billionaires do not care for competition. So please call your reps—even if they’re so far up the president’s ass they’re wearing him like an orange meat puppet. Be on record. Be loud. And let’s protect our most vulnerable Americans (spoiler: it’s not the clowns hoarding gold toilets). #TaxedToDeath #ProtectMedicare #NotInOurName #CluckTheBillionaires #FightForThePeople #PeopleOverProfit #CallYourRep #WTFIsThisBill #WorkersRightsAreHumanRights #ResistAndPersist #ModernProblemsCluckinRequireModernSarcasm #MyCluckHut #CluckOffFascists

This would be funnier if it wasn’t true!

It’s funny because it’s true #trump #funny #itsajoke #offended #maga #republicans #joke

Happy Mother’s Day, Ladies! Having been blessed with such a wonderful mother has given me a great appreciation of the selfless sacrifice, dedication, and hard work that goes into keeping your families together each and every day!

Enjoy your special day and KNOW how much you’re appreciated by your sassy, sometimes-less-than-grateful children!!!

✌️❤️🙂.