Savannah Sheriff’s Office

09/14/2026

F**k snakes. Get some legs or f**k off back to angry worm town.

08/17/2026

This weather can lick our sweaty c***e 🥵 😡 👅

08/09/2026

We keep TELLIN’ y’all fools y’all don’t want this smoke 💅 💨

08/08/2026

Heavy rain in the forecast today. Be sure to turn your hazard lights on so everyone knows you’re a f**king idiot.

08/07/2026

Them: why don’t you find a nice girl and settle down?
Us: ‘Cause I’m a __________

Thug Ho was booked into the Chatham County Jail: https://thegeorgiagazette.com/chatham/thug-ho-2/

They are presumed innocent until determined guilty by a court of law.

08/05/2026

Firefighters f**k with their socks on.

08/03/2026

K9 Bark Wahlberg got his official agency service portraits done this weekend. Tell your bi***es he said “sup.”

07/30/2026

F**k it, if we get to 50k followers we will give everyone a free joint from the evidence locker.

No, Wilmington Island. Not a bump. A joint. No bumps until 100k followers at least.

07/27/2026

***Public Service Announcement ***
We are aware that Bojangles is a front for the sale of illicit drugs, but we look the other way because their biscuits are so motherf**king delicious. K9 Bark Wahlberg loves them 😋