Kid Clubhouse

10/22/2026

sooooo…. are you comin or not?

10/20/2026

Over 3 million views on this post?! 😂

I know its voting season so we are all supposed to be fighting BUT I think we finally found something we can all agree on 🙌

10/19/2026

am I getting nervous???? no not quite.

(ok maybe a bit. but the Browns still have plenty of time to be The Browns™ everyone knows)

10/18/2026

someone just added these photos to our google account (apparently to complain?) about the construction in our front desk area at springboro.

so sorry. we're doing construction.

we're building and investing in our business.

we could just take the profits and run and never replace equipment or lights or build or get better.

OR... we can choose to reinvest in the business and make it bigger and better on a regular basis for our customers.

no, it can't all be built in one day and completely finished before we have customers back in the building.

no, the wires are not live.

I know Chip Gaines can finish a project in 30 minutes, but in real life... it takes time.

to everyone who has been patient and excited about the improvements: thank you. we’re excited too and we can’t wait for you to see everything once it's finished 🤩

10/17/2026

Good morning to everyone EXCEPT THE PERSON WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO INSPECT THAT SHIPPING CONTAINER THAT ARRIVED FROM OVERSEAS IN PENNSYLVANIA BACK IN 1996 AND SOMEHOW ALLOWED A BUNCH OF BROWN MARMORATED STINK BUGS TO ENTER THE UNITED STATES, REPRODUCE UNCONTROLLABLY, SPREAD ACROSS THE ENTIRE COUNTRY AND TERRORIZE MILLIONS OF INNOCENT AMERICANS (INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: ME) FOR THE NEXT 30 YEARS.

I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight and that your day stinks 🙏

10/16/2026

Tonight!!!!

🎃 LIGHTS OUT. COSTUMES ON. LET'S GET SPOOKY. 👻

HALLOWEEKEND is coming to Kid Clubhouse Mason!

🗓 Friday, October 16, 2026
⏰ 6-9pm
📍 Kid Clubhouse Mason (3187 Western Row Rd)

At 6pm, the lights go dark and the spooky fun begins! Come dressed in your best costume for a night of playground fun, prizes, and little monsters running wild. (so basically... a normal Friday, but with costumes, blacklights, and fog machines 😂)

🌞 Prefer your playtime a little less spooky? Regular open play runs from 9:30am-6pm at Mason or 9:30am-8pm at Springboro that date.

Best part? NO extra charge for this event - just our regular admission prices.

Tag your Halloween crew and send this to the parent group chat 😎

SHARE THIS POST OR ELSE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CLEAN THE BALL PIT NEXT WEEK.

10/15/2026

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: all customers must provide their last 3 years of tax returns and/or proof of funds before entering our ✨exclusive✨ merch area.

If you do not meet our strict financial requirements, we would be happy to help you find something more... 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦... for people like you.

We've tightened up our policies since u been gone, and yes... it's because of you. And while nobody wants to experience a moment like this, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger... but apparently not richer 🥰

10/14/2026

absolutely legendary facebook pull 🙌

momma.... I made it!!!! 🥹 🫶

10/13/2026

You probably aren't aware because there's been absolutely no TV commercials, signs on every street corner, and/or very limited political junk mail...

but there's an election coming up in a few weeks.

GOOD NEWS: we found a way to turn it into $aving$ on our heating bill this winter at the Clubhouse to help keep costs low for you, our fruit-cup lovin' beloved customers 🤩

That's right. We lit a fire right in the middle of the Clubhouse and we need YOUR help to keep it going.

Bring the flyers.
The postcards.
The cardstock letter explaining why the other person is a terrible candidate with a slightly off-color picture of them looking like they ate at the "EVERYTHING OK" buffet after Mullet review.
Republicans.
Democrats.
That overeager realtor who's incredibly interested in buying your house.

They all burn the same.

Left or right... red or blue... democrat or republican... elephant or donkey... fruit cup lover or fruit cup h8er...

Let's come together and do something that ACTUALLY matters this season: helping the Clubhouse save on our utility bills this winter 🙌🔥

10/12/2026

we made some minor barely noticeable changes to the Clubhouse in hopes of a wild Mullet review sighting 🤞