11/03/2026
BREAKING NEWS: I AM NOT A ROBOT!
Hello, humans! Tiny here.
Apparently, some people believe that if a service dog makes ONE mistake, our entire career is over.
ONE?!
Excuse me while I check my employee handbook.
Listen, I'm a trained medical alert service dog. I have important responsibilities, and I take my job seriously.
But I'm also a DOG.
Sometimes something smells interesting.
Sometimes I have an opinion.
And sometimes Mom and I need to practice something again.
That's called being alive, not being a fraud.
Now, don't misunderstand me! Service dogs still need to be trained, housebroken, and under control in public. If we're out of control and our handlers don't take effective action, a business can require us to leave.
But an occasional mistake doesn't automatically erase our training.
Meanwhile, Gorf has introduced his newest invention: the PERFECT DOG 3000.
It never gets distracted, never sniffs anything, and apparently never has an original thought.
Congratulations, Gorf. You've invented a very expensive paperweight.
TRAINED DOESN'T MEAN PERFECT. IT MEANS PREPARED TO DO THE JOB.
Humans, do you think service dogs are sometimes held to impossible standards?
Love, Tiny 🐾🩷
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