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We are a parody page. We have no actual afflictions with the city of Arnold, nor do we claim and affiliations with city employees or government officials.

12/05/2026

Sent to us by a fan.
Despite some strange and oddly paced lyrics as well as a questionable vocal talent, this kind of slaps.

21/04/2026

Welp, we currently have 6 residents already listed on namehim.io

01/04/2026

Coming May 2027

27/11/2025

Beginning Black Friday we will be using our vast array of Flock cameras to track how many trips to Walmart and Target our citizens make.

24/05/2025

Don't be asking us about if we're getting Bucee's.. Maybe there were plans and preliminary talks as they are looking in the area and possibly the 55 corridor.. but since people don't like development and progress you don't deserve beaver nuggets.

24/04/2025

With new legislation occuring in our neighboring state regarding offensive mascots, the Fox C-6 School District has been in hushed discussions in regards to changing the mascot away from what some could consider a problematic name of Warriors. Community input is currently being accepted for new mascot suggestions.

23/04/2025

During a closed door meeting tonight we have selected the official city animal.. after much debate we landed on the Common Parking Lot Goose.

01/04/2025

Yes we are getting our parkway and yes in doing so we had to agree to repaint the water tower back to green.

30/03/2025

That's right, the rumors are true... We're getting our damn parkway one way or another.

16/03/2025

As a reminder because many don't realize it.. your homeowners/ renters policy usually has coverage written in for loss of food due to extended power outages. Most cover up to $500 in food with no deductible needed.

15/03/2025

Most everything can be rebuilt or replaced and come back better.. except for Captain D's, once trash, always trash.

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