Darth Vader for President '20

Together we shall Rise! Vader '20

Lord Vader is runnning on a platform that includes the plank of eliminating the DiSneY StEr WerZ movies (save for Rogue One) from the canon and shooting Kathleen Kennedy and JarJar Abrams into the sun!

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Having just secured the endorsement of long time rival and adversary was a huge win for Lord Vader. In clear bold words Chewbacca has thrown himself fully behind our candidate.

It is with heavy heart and great solemnity that Lord Vader, 2020 Presidential hopeful, wishes to sincerely apologize for the 2:30hr atrocity that Disney/Lucasfilm subjected many to earlier today and is still ongoing. Early reports of the first victims indicate widespread nausea, discomfort, headaches, and a general loss of the will to live. RIP Star Wars 1977- 2012, the patient lingered with the aid of mechanical contrivance these past 7 years but has been clinically dead all the while.

Long live the Fandom Menace, Long live Lord Vader!

*BREAKING NEWS*

In a move likely to be the first of its kind, 2020 Presidential hopeful, Darth Vader announces legislation designed to legalize s*x work for all non humanoids. This latest move puts the candidate at odds with those on the far left, the far right, his Dark Lord and overseer Bob Iger and is seen by many as a way to pander to the burgeoning Fettlife demographic. A bold and daring plan that runs odds so high (3720 to 1) that no Corellian worth their blood stripe would go on record as having heard it.

A vote for Lord Vader is a vote for effective yet hands off leadership. One simply cannot fathom the grip that he has on his staff, such loyalty.

Though no social justice warrior by any means, Lord Vader supports the full integration of the Storm Trooper Corps, as these two troopers can personally attest to.

Together we will track down the last of the rebel scum and once and for all rid the galaxy of their villainy.

Looks about right to me!