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"To become President of the United States, a person must be a natural-born citizen, at least 35 years old, and a residen...
05/09/2025

"To become President of the United States, a person must be a natural-born citizen, at least 35 years old, and a resident of the United States for at least 14 years. Additionally, they must not have previously served two terms as President, according to the 22nd Amendment."

Be afraid. Be very afraid. It's not wise to p**s off penguins.
04/03/2025

Be afraid. Be very afraid. It's not wise to p**s off penguins.

I YIELD FOR A QUESTION BUT WILL RETAIN THE FLOOR ...
04/01/2025

I YIELD FOR A QUESTION BUT WILL RETAIN THE FLOOR ...

All in favor say "F-47"!
03/26/2025

All in favor say "F-47"!

Nothing to see here. All communication from this administration is safe and secure. POTUS 2 is a Tech Support guru after...
03/25/2025

Nothing to see here. All communication from this administration is safe and secure. POTUS 2 is a Tech Support guru after all.

Will the NCAA basketball tournament winners visit the White House? Heat lamp warmed McDonald's food awaits ... The Phila...
03/20/2025

Will the NCAA basketball tournament winners visit the White House? Heat lamp warmed McDonald's food awaits ...
The Philadelphia Eagles declined this traditional honor.

03/14/2025

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